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Fat Girls Don't Jump
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Hmmm?  Can't jump in or can't jump out? Depends, I suppose on whether or not he likes fat girls. That's me being nice and trying to think positively. My gut response - But we can break your balls as soon as you climb out! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Oh. I misread that sticker. I was offended when I thought it said Fat Girls Can’t Hump. Seriously, it’s just another sign of misogyny in our society. Men who either feel an unwarranted sense of superiority or are threatened by women in general. Would it be ok if I put a sticker up saying Fat Girls Can Jump My Bones? Because they can if they like. ... My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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11/4/2020 7:47 am |
Lol
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1 post 11/4/2020 5:42 am |
The meaning of the saying had me puzzled, too. I'd also never heard that expression. From your description of the POS rust bucket, it sounded like something I'd see in my neck of the woods. So I did a little research and found some very similar expressions. "Lift it, Fat girls can't jump" and "Jack it up, Fat girls can't jump." Some of the decals featured silhouettes of jacked up vehicles, making the implication that if the truck is lifted high enough, fat girls can't get inside. Now, being brought up in the South, I was taught not to speak ill of folks who aren't as blessed as myself, or who were facing some sort of disability. Clearly these poor boys are battling self-esteem issues. More often than not they suffer from little man syndrome brought on by shortness of stature and/or lack of endowment. Oh dear! It's hard not to pity these poor boys who know they can't handle the real women of the world. No wonder they're spiteful. Can you imagine knowing you'd never, ever be able to satisfy a woman of substance? The best part of living is beyond their grasp, so they lash out like the little boys they are. Bless their hearts.
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Take off on the line from the movie "White men can't jump" which is untrue.
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There are Those that use a JEEP for hill climbing and off road !!! Then there are those that are tickled too death that their JEEP can get over a speed bump or curb and they don't even feel the bounce !!! He sounds like the type that would go into a flat field; drive over a mole hill, gopher hole or prairie dog mound and be extremely proud of the accomplishment   
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11/4/2020 4:54 am |
That jerk doesn't want to show up this way, or this fat girl will show him how high fat girls can jump-- and land on his skinny worthless ass!!
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lol Your last paragraph says it all!! Have a wonderful Wednesday  P.S. I have absolutely NO Idea what the Sticker means either  Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser" 
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