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Fat Girls Don't Jump
Fat Girls Don't Jump I was on my way to work, yesterday morning, when I was cut off by a shitty black Jeep Grand Cherokee on a lift kit with that decal squarely placed in the lower right hand corner of the rear view window. 'Fat Girls Don't Jump' And, I thought to myself.... Self, what the fuck does that mean?? I'm a fat girl, I have the ability to jump. Maybe it's a line from a movie.... If so, what movie and why haven't I seen it on a meme yet?? Perhaps it means jumping from something... Like a plane?? Perhaps they can't jump from the door of your lifted shit box Jeep. I can honestly say, if I had to free fall from that rusted piece of shit, possibly exposing myself to injury and tetanus, I'd pass on that too. The more burning question to me, however, was why in the hell would someone pay to have a decal like that made to begin with? In a sea of stick families, athletic accomplishments, and Jesus fishes.... We have this redneck who thinks Fat Girls Don't Jump. Classy! If you're worried about standing out in a crowd.... Never fear. The smell of burning oil and the sound of your loud exhaust indicate you are coming long before you ever arrive. All eyes will already be on you as you cut your way through traffic, pissing everyone off, one car at a time. Happy Tuesday! |
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Hi! What a great topic that I have a lot of interest and experience in these days. I hope to learn and chat more about it with you. Please reach out to me and let's meet locally, but travel with right situation.
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Hi! What a great topic that I have a lot of interest and experience in these days. I hope to learn and chat more about it with you. Please reach out to me and let's meet locally, but travel with right situation.
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my dick is very strong for fucking in fat girls
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He'd better remove that decal before the girls remove his dick an all!
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He'd better remove that decal before the girls remove his dick an all!
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Why do women think like that--thick an beautiful--not a stick
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Jerry Jeff Walker - "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother" He was born in Oklahoma And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz He's not responsible for what he's doing His mother made him what he is And it's up against the wall, redneck mother Mother who has raised her son so well He's thirty four and drinkin' in a honky tonk Just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell Sure does like his Falstaff beer He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor He drives a '57 GMC pickup truck Got a gun rack "A Goat Roper needs love too" sticker
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Jerry Jeff Walker - "Up Against the Wall Redneck Mother" He was born in Oklahoma And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz He's not responsible for what he's doing His mother made him what he is And it's up against the wall, redneck mother Mother who has raised her son so well He's thirty four and drinkin' in a honky tonk Just kickin' hippies' asses and raisin' hell Sure does like his Falstaff beer He likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor He drives a '57 GMC pickup truck Got a gun rack "A Goat Roper needs love too" sticker To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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Why do women think like that--thick an beautiful--not a stick
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105812/
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What a charming man. Im sure the women just love him.
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fat girls CAN jump...on me!
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Hmmm? Can't jump in or can't jump out? Depends, I suppose on whether or not he likes fat girls. That's me being nice and trying to think positively. My gut response - But we can break your balls as soon as you climb out!
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Oh. I misread that sticker. I was offended when I thought it said Fat Girls Can’t Hump. Seriously, it’s just another sign of misogyny in our society. Men who either feel an unwarranted sense of superiority or are threatened by women in general. Would it be ok if I put a sticker up saying Fat Girls Can Jump My Bones? Because they can if they like. ...
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I agree!
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OMG! Really?? LOL That's quite a sticker! Apparently those guys with the jacked up vehicles don't realize, it's the bigger gals that make the best lovers. Curvy bodies with supple breasts... Warm and fleshy, comfortable.
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The meaning of the saying had me puzzled, too. I'd also never heard that expression. From your description of the POS rust bucket, it sounded like something I'd see in my neck of the woods. So I did a little research and found some very similar expressions. "Lift it, Fat girls can't jump" and "Jack it up, Fat girls can't jump." Some of the decals featured silhouettes of jacked up vehicles, making the implication that if the truck is lifted high enough, fat girls can't get inside. Now, being brought up in the South, I was taught not to speak ill of folks who aren't as blessed as myself, or who were facing some sort of disability. Clearly these poor boys are battling self-esteem issues. More often than not they suffer from little man syndrome brought on by shortness of stature and/or lack of endowment. Oh dear! It's hard not to pity these poor boys who know they can't handle the real women of the world. No wonder they're spiteful. Can you imagine knowing you'd never, ever be able to satisfy a woman of substance? The best part of living is beyond their grasp, so they lash out like the little boys they are. Bless their hearts.
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I didn't have time to look into it this morning... So I googled it when I got home. Thankfully I have knowledgeable readers who can fill me in from time to time.
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Take off on the line from the movie "White men can't jump" which is untrue.
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There are Those that use a JEEP for hill climbing and off road !!! Then there are those that are tickled too death that their JEEP can get over a speed bump or curb and they don't even feel the bounce !!! He sounds like the type that would go into a flat field; drive over a mole hill, gopher hole or prairie dog mound and be extremely proud of the accomplishment
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It was definitely an attempt to throw insult.... I think his jeep must have been shitty enough that part of the decal was missing. A few of the commenters above had the actual saying in their comments. I think any woman worth any amount of value would see that on the back of his car and think twice about whether or not he was worthy. He is definitely not worthy.
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That jerk doesn't want to show up this way, or this fat girl will show him how high fat girls can jump-- and land on his skinny worthless ass!!
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lol Your last paragraph says it all!! Have a wonderful Wednesday P.S. I have absolutely NO Idea what the Sticker means either
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What a charming man. Im sure the women just love him.
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fat girls CAN jump...on me!
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