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How was my Monday?
How was my Monday? I think this pretty much sums it up. I had seen the post-it the moment I got to work today.... It was RIGHT in the middle of my monitor, Stevie Wonder couldn't have overlooked it. What I didn't know was, 7 hours into my day I would open my desk drawer and discover the spider of all spiders. And, I would scream at the top of my lungs, instinctively recoiling in horror as I propelled my desk chair across my office, covering my eyes. It was a sight to behold! Thank God I had a crowd of people around me to witness the spectacle. It was fantastic! I have yet to figure out who the culprit was... But my handwriting analysis has begun! On an unrelated side note: If you look closely at the pic with the post-it note, right above it, on the Google home page, it says to visit grasshopper to learn beginner Spanish!!! Big Brother, I'm telling ya!! |
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My sister would have kakked her pants!
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My sister would have kakked her pants!
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I focused on Hakuna Matata. No worries. As for revenge, I say wait. Learn what your culprit fears or dislikes and use it on them. Also don’t use a post it. Be creative, be cunning. Personally I would hire a singing strip o gram to go to him and sing “wrecking ball” and then say “my husband found out about us. Run! Love, Gary” But then again I’m very spiteful. Lol jk
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I focused on Hakuna Matata. No worries. As for revenge, I say wait. Learn what your culprit fears or dislikes and use it on them. Also don’t use a post it. Be creative, be cunning. Personally I would hire a singing strip o gram to go to him and sing “wrecking ball” and then say “my husband found out about us. Run! Love, Gary” But then again I’m very spiteful. Lol jk My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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Now you need to put a surprise inside your desk for the next time they comeback to leave a surprise for you. You could put the spider on a coil spring so when they opened your drawer it would pop up at them. You might have to put something on the underside of your desk top above where you put the spring loaded spider to keep it from getting caught on the edge of the underside of the desk top above the drawer area. Not that I would ever do any tricks like that to anyone. Just don't forget it and surprise yourself.
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Spiders and I don't get along; at all. 😮 🗽🇯🇵🇺🇸🆗🍷❗❗
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Very true! Lol I always keep a few in my desk to hand out to the new employees. Box cutter, pen, phone extension cards.... The three essentials.
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actually it says learn coding..computer language, in spanish for beginners..
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That's weird because I got that same google message.... minus the spider thank the gods!!!!
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OMG....I HATE spiders! Whoever did that deserves whatever fate befalls them!!! (but it is kinda funny...)
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Beautiful spider
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Tomorrow...Parking lot...Be there!
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that was some leftover Halloween decorations, that wasn't the real spider....
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P.S. if you come in and find your chair is wet you will know it worked. Vive La Difference
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Now you need to put a surprise inside your desk for the next time they comeback to leave a surprise for you. You could put the spider on a coil spring so when they opened your drawer it would pop up at them. You might have to put something on the underside of your desk top above where you put the spring loaded spider to keep it from getting caught on the edge of the underside of the desk top above the drawer area. Not that I would ever do any tricks like that to anyone. Just don't forget it and surprise yourself. Vive La Difference
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12/8/2020 7:12 pm |
that was some leftover Halloween decorations, that wasn't the real spider....
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12/8/2020 6:28 pm |
Tomorrow...Parking lot...Be there!
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Beautiful spider
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OMG....I HATE spiders! Whoever did that deserves whatever fate befalls them!!! (but it is kinda funny...)
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That's weird because I got that same google message.... minus the spider thank the gods!!!!
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actually it says learn coding..computer language, in spanish for beginners.. woop woop
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Spiders and I don't get along; at all. 😮 🗽🇯🇵🇺🇸🆗🍷❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Feliz Lunes!
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