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Conversations with Nose Hairs
Conversations with Nose Hairs I can honestly say.... They aren't always the most professional. Not sure how we'd gotten onto the topic of cremation, but I'd revealed to him that I had looked inside the box that contained my mother's ashes after I'd retrieved them from my father's apartment when he died. "Why would you do that?" "I don't know, I'm just nosey like that. I wanted to see what they looked like. They're all contained in a sealed bag, it's not like they're all loose in there." "What if someone put googly eyes in there, like it was looking up at you?" "What person in their right mind is going to put googly eyes on someone's cremated ashes?" "You!" I laughed pretty hard.... Mostly because I now totally wanted whoever it is that ends up cremating me one day to put some fricking googly eyes on my remains, inside the box, so anyone who dares to be curious gets a nice nice little surprise looking up at them when they open that box! "It's official, that's going in my will!" Everyone loves a googly eyed surprise! Happy Thursday! |
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Okaaaaaay then... errrr why?
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It may be a morbid subject but that was damn well funny
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I'm gonna have my ashes put into a box that has a push button. When the button is pushed you will hear a maniacal laugh
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I totally love your sense of humor. Thanks for the giggle.
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Now that's a conversation piece!! LOL Love it!
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You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!! I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.
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Iololololololll You got it add a little sign "what you looking at" or "are you looking at me looking at you" I want to be reloaded into shotgun shell and on the end of each opening day of the deer season I'm shoot into the woods. Just hope this person does not load me in while he is on stand waiting for the buck of a life time and shoot him will me lololololol Let hope and pray we don't see this day soon XOXO
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I wonder what the Spawn's reaction will be....
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Now there's going to be a whole niche market for googly eyes for cremated remains! I've gotta say, I would have enjoyed seeing googly eyes on my mom's bag of ashes. She was the type that would have "rolled her eyes" at such a silly gesture, but I would have laughed myself silly over it!
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Also need a note saying "just remember I will always be watching you".......lol.
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It may be a morbid subject but that was damn well funny
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You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!! I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.
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8/6/2021 8:02 am |
I'm gonna have my ashes put into a box that has a push button. When the button is pushed you will hear a maniacal laugh
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I totally love your sense of humor. Thanks for the giggle.
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You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!! I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.
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Iololololololll You got it add a little sign "what you looking at" or "are you looking at me looking at you" I want to be reloaded into shotgun shell and on the end of each opening day of the deer season I'm shoot into the woods. Just hope this person does not load me in while he is on stand waiting for the buck of a life time and shoot him will me lololololol Let hope and pray we don't see this day soon XOXO
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8/6/2021 4:04 am |
I wonder what the Spawn's reaction will be....
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Now we have confirmation that the Spawn takes after her mother!
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Now there's going to be a whole niche market for googly eyes for cremated remains! I've gotta say, I would have enjoyed seeing googly eyes on my mom's bag of ashes. She was the type that would have "rolled her eyes" at such a silly gesture, but I would have laughed myself silly over it!
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Not gonna lie.... The majority of my non work related conversations are pretty much like this. Could be the reason so many people like to hang out in my office. You never know what the topic of conversation is going to be about.
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Also need a note saying "just remember I will always be watching you".......lol.
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Now THAT sounds like a great idea! May I steal it? I do wonder what the Spawn would think if that. Would she do a "OMG mom, only you would think if something like that!" or get a bad case of the giggles? I have to love a woman with an offbeat sense of humor and it sounds like nose hairs has you pegged. Hope you have a happy Friday and a great weekend.
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I just love googly eyes.... They can add life to anything!
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That's funny as hell!!!!
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I'm starting to see what you mean about him
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