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A Public Restroom Horror Story
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What's grosser than gross? Walking into a restroom stall and spying used toilet paper still floating in the water. What's grosser than that? Using your foot to flush the toilet paper down only to have the toilet IMMEDIATELY start to overflow all over the floor. Yah.... True story. I'm one of those people who do not like to push that flusher with my hands, especially if it's low enough that it puts your face close to the toilet. Egads... No need to go there! I've found, during this whole COVID pandemic, that people have chosen to *stop* flushing toilets in public restrooms. I've witnessed it first hand. They'll head into a stall, most likely hover over the seat, do what they need to do, and vacate that stall as fast as humanly possible.... Sanitizer bottle already in their hand before they leave the restroom without washing their hands. I'm sure the theory is, if they don't touch anything, they can't catch anything. But, here's the thing..... You just left a mess for the next person who uses that restroom, you nasty Bitch. Sanitizer is great any everything, but I think I'd prefer to use the hands free sink to wash those disgusting hands. If she's not washing her hands after going to the bathroom..... Chances are, she's not washing her hands ever. Yikes! So, there I was, toilet overflowing, stumbling to catch my balance as I quickly backed up and attempted to exit the stall. The stall with the broken lock. The lock spun in my hand while the locking pin remained where it was, leaving me locked inside with the ever encroaching toilet water. Fantastic! It was a real Incredible Hulk moment when I started banging on the stall door, at first hoping to catch the attention of a passer by, then noticing it was vibrating the locking pin back to the open position. It was right at the moment that I had busted free, stall door flying open and me bursting forth, that one of my coworkers had heard my banging and entered the restroom. "Woooaaaahhhhh!" She gasped a little and stepped back. "Oh My God! The toilet is overflowing and I was trapped in there! I thought they fixed that lock?!?" The look of shock on her face was priceless. Can't wait to hear about this as it cycles through the office rumor mill. Ugh! Until then.... Happy Thursday!
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