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Blogs > CeriosEros > The life & times of Zero Mega

Tinder fail  

CeriosEros 39M
615 posts
3/6/2017 11:41 pm

Last Read:
7/17/2017 2:58 pm
Tinder fail

I finally broke down and tried Tinder. Mainly because I'm incredible horny and Tinder has a reputation for being a total hookup site. Oh course I have a terrible track record when it comes to dating sites but extreme horniess makes you do stupid things.

For the last couple of months I've been swiping right over andover again until I finally got the message that no woman in a 50 mile radius is interested in having sex with me. So I'll continue with my<b> celibacy.</font></b>

CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
3/6/2017 11:46 pm

 I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

Harland "Colonel" Sanders


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
3/7/2017 2:04 am

 Who want's to meet people that judge on looks alone.They're always preoccupied
with the neighbors lawn and the one after him and the one after him and one after him. Intrinsic value should never be rushed and based on a photo .It's always nice to know that all women aren't the same rather than just assuming they are.
Using more than all the road!


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
3/7/2017 9:51 pm
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My first message has a lot to do with the profile of the woman. I sent a message and while back to a woman who was a fan of classic movies. I wrote a message that said "Hi, I read your profile and I thought I could be the Tracy to your Hepburn. I know a great theater where we catch a showing of Woman of the year and a great restaurant where we can reenact the scene from when Harry met Sally. The great conversation not the fake orgasm. Unless you want to fake an orgasm that's up to you. No pressure. Message me if you're interested.

That's basically my message to woman online.


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
3/8/2017 4:05 pm
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I'm a 32 year old virgin. I don't have any lines. That was a legitimate attempt to grab someone's attention though humor.


CeriosEros 39M
642 posts
3/10/2017 12:51 am
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I honestly can't see it. Could you tell me what I'm doing wrong so I can fix it.


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