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authors i'd like to fuck...
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authors i'd like to fuck... i am borrowing this idea from another blogger from another site - she inspired me with her list and i thought i'd come up with my own. you are welcome to add your own to the list...this is all assuming that they were alive, clean of all diseases and would actually want to fuck me, so please bear that in mind  oscar wilde: i want to spend about a week with him eating, drinking, fucking and talking. i'm sure we'd be laughing in bed for hours. dickens: despite his puritanical leanings, i think he'd be totally kinky in bed given half the chance. maybe a weekend in bed is all we could handle before his christian guilt would leave him impotent. leonard cohen: in his younger days. i'm sure he'd make bittersweet, melancholy, love to me and eventually make me want to commit suicide after we inevitably break up. nick hornby: oh let me rub that<b> bald </font></b>head and play vinyl for a month. then he'd probably write an anguished monologue about how it all went wrong and we were doomed from the start. margaret atwood: i think she'd be one kinky funny bitch. maybe just the once. or twice. and i wanna be on her squad. but she's probably too cool to have one...truman capote: definitely would be kinky in bed. and dark. just the way i like 'em. but his voice would eventually grate. couldn't be more than a handful of times i think. walt whitman/w.h.auden threesome: they'd read me their poetry than fuck me three ways from sunday. couldn't happen more than once oh, i'm sure there's more but i think i'm going to leave it there. who's on your list? |
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