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A blessing or a curse?
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A blessing or a curse? [blog LoveSpell11] got me thinking, and we all know how dangerous that can be. She had [post 658807] to say about an email she received from a gentleman recently: "The man who sent me this email is probably a very nice man. In fact, the rest of his email seemed charming. In the course of introducing himself, he said that his penis was 10" long and 6.5" wide. To consider this, I got out my tape measure. The distance between my elbow and my wrist is roughly 10 inches. The sole of my foot is a little over 3 inches wide, so his penis would be more than twice the width of my foot. But I realize he probably meant circumference, not width. My wrist is not quite 6 inches in circumference. So fucking this man would be like sticking something bigger than my own arm inside me, all the way up to the elbow. Men, here is a tip for you. I have no desire to fuck something the size of my arm. I would have to be taken from your bed by ambulance." Yikes. I mean, YIKES. The size of her arm? That kinda puts it into perspective. It's funny to see what men think women want to hear. "I have a gigantic monster cock! Of course you want me!" "I love to eat all night long! How could you not want me?" Those two things show up on almost every email I see women post in their blog. Why, oh why, do other guys think that approach will work? I think it's because they're telling you what they would want to hear. Not that they'd like an email talking about a giant cock... but I think that if a woman sent a typical guy an email about how much she loves to give head, about how tight she is inside, and how she has really big breasts, I think this typical guy would respond postitively. Now, if you want to know what I think about the "typical guy", you need to first scroll up to the top of the page and read the little disclaimer that's there. No, seriously. Go read it. It's important. Seriously. I have no idea what goes through the head of the "typical male". It's why when my friend gets her heart broken repeatedly, I feel like my hands are tied when I try to give her comfort. Another friend was chatting with me last night, and though I tried to give her advice on how to deal with an age difference issue, I had to preface that with the disclaimer. Because I don't respond to things like a typical guy. Which, I guess, isn't really a bad thing. Guys-- here's a tip. 90% of the women on this site would rather have a charming, flirty email than one talking about the size of your tool. Generally-- generally, now-- it's really not going to matter all that much. Unless you really do have a cock the size of LoveSpell's arm, in which case I feel kinda bad for you, really. I mean, do you need to buy special pants for that? Do you pass out when you get an erection? And no, I don't really want to know. Point is, if you write emails like this, one of two things are going to happen: 1) You're gonna get turned down because women don't generally like being split in two pieces, or  if you actually find a woman who likes gigantic monster cock, she's gonna find out that you're using the "typical guy measuring stick" and laugh at your puny little thumbdick.Well, I suppose there's a third option... you could be telling the truth and find such a woman... But I think that happens FAR less often than one might think. Anyway, the big cock. Is it a blessing or a curse? Average/Thick. Still my story, still sticking to it. |
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Trouble is - the ones who need to read this aren't over here, lol. The average/thick story? Prove it! Good post, btw. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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I got an email once from a guy claiming to be 10 by 8". I wondered if he was referencing the picture he included (stupidly) because I am a MUCH better judge of size by sight than he was, obviously. Either that or he was measuring in centimeters. Really, unless a woman is some stretched out size queen a big dick is not a requirement and often times a hindrance.  Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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OK, so I did ask LoveSpell's permission to quote her post, and I'd intended to leave the post hidden until I got permission from her, but A FF, in their infinite wisdom, decided I didn't need to wait. They went ahead and unhid the post for me. I thought that was sweet of them. Grr.
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I have a standard reply to the men with the monsters; "thanks so much, but i'll pass on the whole being torn asunder thing" i have a (platonic) friend who has a 13 inch penis...(hell yes i asked to see it!) most women cant handle it, hes never been deep throated & (truthfully) he gets lightheaded when he has an errection ..i mean think of how much blood it takes to drive that monster! and he claims its impossible to get 'rock' hard, and he has to wear loose trousers ...for obvious reasons. he would tell you its a curse.. i would have to agree. damn thing scared the hell out of me.
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1/4/2007 6:31 pm |
That would definitely turn me off..but I wonder if some women would be curious as to really seeing that thing! It could be a side show or something LOL I prefer average/thick *wink* and I think that if it is too big, then you don't get the full experience of the fun of having sex! Just my humble opinion
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That is too funny! I understand and can picture measuring the length....rather common. But not too sure about that circumference...6.5 inches? damn! LOL  Pull My Fucking Hair! 
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