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50 Ways to Eat Your Lover  

SwitchItUp4u 54M
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10/25/2018 2:36 am
50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover

There are certain things in life that you should take your time doing. One of them is pleasing your lover.
And cunninglus is an art form per se. If you do it right and do it often (practice practice practice) your lover will be smiling and adorn you with thanks in reciprocal ways. If you do it wrong, you need to listen to your lover and Practice, Practice, Practice.
But doing the same thing no matter how good you are at it, or how much you love doing it, it can get stale,redundant or worse still, boring. So here are some ways to keep it new, different, exciting, fun, and quite often filling.

We start with the tried and true, but not so original:

1. Strawberry's and whipped cream. Now this can be fun, but been there done that by the age of 18 and by 21 it was getting to be like my old hat, Worn around the edges but still comfortable.
2. Just Whipped cream, again, a lot of fun with the right person but after awhile if you see your lover sucking the leftover nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream canister that means its time to move on to better things.
3.For the Canadiens out there I like Putin. You might have to do some convincing to your lover, but hey if it makes the guy happy, and it keeps him down there longer, well its time to rethink the french fries, cheese and gravy technique.
4.honey, not my personal favorite but with the right person it can work wonders. It takes a long time to lick a lot of honey. Think about it. A long time.
5. Ice Cream, there is something to be said about eating your girl with a scoop of ice cream. The cold brings your senses into immediate state of attention. (same with ice) where ever you put the ice cream your sensory system will immediately focus on that region. And after all that is what you want.A whole lot of sensory overload on her
erotic parts to tease and please. It works and if it gets a little old after awhile, switch flavors (of ice cream)
6.Ice, oh its slippery cold and will enliven just about anyone. Not always a people pleaser, but its fun, its easy and it will get you a reaction. Its a beginers move though,tried and true, but worth the effort. For those new to this, probably what you want to start with as its fairly benign, doesn't stain like strawberries, and if your lover doesn't respond favorably you might want to rethink item #3 above. If she doesn't like this , she ain't gonna like putin either. But try it anyway,
7. One of my old personal favorites, Beer.Pour it on and lick it off, A guys favorite pastime mixed with his favorite beverage will keep him coming back for more, and more, and more. You gotta love that.
8.Peaches. They are soft fuzzy and sweet. Just like what you are eating anyway.
9. Chocolate syrup. This is usually a crowd pleaser. Everyone loves chocolate. but if you are new to this, you might want to start with and old set of sheets on the bed, because something about chocolate syrup and sex, leads to waking up sticky all over. Not saying thats a bad thing but chocolate is not an easy stain to remove, so practice with ice first. Once you get the hang of it then you can move on to the sticky stuff.
10. Peach Schnapps. Why Peach and Why Schnapps, try it and then you can tell me. Trust me, it works,and its fun. Just don[t drink too much of the Schnapps before you start, you are going to need to focus.

Truth Be Told, It is really all about technique and changing it up a bit so things dont get boring in the bedroom, be creative have fun, and if anyone is still interested in the next 40 ways to eat your lover, let me know and I will happily pass on my recipes for good sex.

Stay safe out there


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