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Miracle Pills... and The Myth of Winning a Bet With the Devil... ðŪâ
Miracle Pills... and The Myth of Winning a Bet With the Devil... ðŪâ Midnight had slipped by as he lay sprawled on his couch, casually flashing through a tessellation of channels, searching for porn. Momentarily captivated by some frightening images, he gratefully concluded that he couldn't have been happier with his gut. Especially after seeing all the gross agony others had just shared on his screen. To conclude, they offered a miracle pill, and THAT reassured him. He'd have a foolproof solution if his shit ever hit the fan... so to speak. Familiar phantoms and late-night zombies lazily nestled in between his ears and began whispering twisted vespers; images of his destiny flashed. He'd always counted blindness in his top three unwelcome fates; surrendering a brilliant auburn sunset would be unbearable. The spirits grew more hostile as they chopped off all his limbs, rendered him reliant on strangers, and pushed him along like a hockey puck. For fuck's sake, that helpless aberration gave him shivers. Those evil ghosts continued - of course - and plastered him with cancer, a tedious and hapless spillage of one's guts into the abyss of endless pain and pharmaceuticals. Infinite<b> torture </font></b>is the word that came to his mind. Those ghoulish whisperers then rekindled an older memory. Once upon a time, he'd planned the perfect painless plot; in case he EVER lost a bet with the Devil. He had imagined a romantic summer car crash, yet he'd realized - no one could anticipate intersections. His fear? Despite unbuckled seatbelts, driving with the top-down and rocketing at speeds that would bleed outer limits, what IF he miraculously survived? Ugh. He wasn't a fan of vegetables. He sat there, shook the horror-filled visions out of his head, and fidgeted with the remote - once again. What had he been searching for? Oh yeah, porn. He flipped the button, then stalled and eagerly settled into an infomercial on channel 22 - featuring stainless steel steak knives. He had a set of polished chrome sheaths, but he never tired of watching anything that cut through shoes. He wondered if HIS blades could shear leather. He smiled to himself - as he admired those bayonets sawing through a brick - and realized he should probably watch less television. He was too easily impressed and influenced by the suggestive trance that tube induced. Yet, he was glad he'd learned - earlier - about hope and the miracle pill; and 'hope' is what drives us all, right? THAT, and free shipping, he muttered as he reached for his phone. .............................. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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Do you flip through your remote looking for the perfect show to watch, or do you know what you're looking for and stick with it? ðĪ I usually know what I'm looking for... until I don't - then I flip... till I just give up. ðķ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you shop online, or are you still old school and visit those brick and mortar stores?ð I don't do much shopping on line. I like to touch something before I buy anything. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I shop; online for items that I like, and have used for years, but con no longer find in local (is 100 miles local?). Otherwise, I like to lay hands on the product first. Example: the old fashioned chopper mittens - leather outer mittens with rag wool liners are almost impossible to find locally, but were on the largest South American river site, home of mythical warrior women.
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i admit i have been posting a lot of political posts in the last 10 mo. i did a repost on how to verbally describe color to a blind person. the first two colors listed was red and blue. but the list went on. and color was spelled colour. one of my die hard republican friends went off on me how this wasn't a fair description of red being the color of anger. i had to point out to her that this wasn't a political post!! i had grabbed the post from language nerds.
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Guess I also prefer going to a store Paul, and buying the things I can see, and yes, touch! Um ..... and even smell! Hey, something like deoderant you'd need to smell, right? Cos so often the products I've always used - are not available anymore! Truly, most stuff I like and have used for ages are suddenly taken off the market! ..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'! (Remember if you feel like taking part in some sexy fun then click here!) Come on Some Sketch Fun And Now How About 39Me39 Watching 39You39 If you39d like that Please Comment - So if you would like - click here as well!
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I stream a lot of stuff on Netflix and Hulu.... And will often find myself watching something I've already seen a million times. I'm a creature of habit. As for shopping, I prefer to shop online. I spend enough time with people in a retail setting, I don't want to do it when I'm on my own time too.
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1/19/2021 4:49 pm |
I'm happy with my 10" GraniteStone frying pan and also my "WAIT, if you order in the next 15 minutes you'll get a free personal omelette pan for no extra charge! Just pay separate shipping fees" and I don't care what anyone else thinks!
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I shop; online for items that I like, and have used for years, but con no longer find in local (is 100 miles local?). Otherwise, I like to lay hands on the product first. Example: the old fashioned chopper mittens - leather outer mittens with rag wool liners are almost impossible to find locally, but were on the largest South American river site, home of mythical warrior women. I hear you. I'll pick up electronics, if I know what I'm getting and the price is right. I presume that you own a bike? Those mitts sound warm! ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i admit i have been posting a lot of political posts in the last 10 mo. i did a repost on how to verbally describe color to a blind person. the first two colors listed was red and blue. but the list went on. and color was spelled colour. one of my die hard republican friends went off on me how this wasn't a fair description of red being the color of anger. i had to point out to her that this wasn't a political post!! i had grabbed the post from language nerds. Hmmm... interesting. How DOES one describe color/colour. What a challenge, for sure. It would be fascinating to reveal sight to a blind person and find out if the colors they imagined matched what they REALLY are. ðĪââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You've seen those ads or infomercials on IBS? ðĪ Ugh.. yeah, I change stations in a hurry. lol ð But there are just so many of those commercials. Is it a tend? lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My daughters buy tons of clothes on line. No way I would ever purchase a pair of pants over the net. I NEED to try them on. It's gotta fit right, no? ðĪ lol ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Guess I also prefer going to a store Paul, and buying the things I can see, and yes, touch! Um ..... and even smell! Hey, something like deoderant you'd need to smell, right? Cos so often the products I've always used - are not available anymore! Truly, most stuff I like and have used for ages are suddenly taken off the market! True, about touching and sniffing stuff. I agree; ya gotta touch and sniff it... then touch it some more - and yeah... I'm drifting... lol ð ðŪ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I stream a lot of stuff on Netflix and Hulu.... And will often find myself watching something I've already seen a million times. I'm a creature of habit. As for shopping, I prefer to shop online. I spend enough time with people in a retail setting, I don't want to do it when I'm on my own time too. I understand your point about online shopping! Makes sense. ââð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'm happy with my 10" GraniteStone frying pan and also my "WAIT, if you order in the next 15 minutes you'll get a free personal omelette pan for no extra charge! Just pay separate shipping fees" and I don't care what anyone else thinks! I'm predicting a moment of weakness... one day. Who wouldn't want a pan where you can melt candy and pour it on a meatloaf? ðĪ Yep... So, ya happy with that pan are ya? ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have never shopped online. I want to look, touch, and occasionally try stuff on before buying it. Despite the âStay At Homeâ order and previous lockdowns, I am not watching a lot of tv. Now that hockey and basketball are back, I will flip to those when the Leafs and Raptors are on.
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I have never shopped online. I want to look, touch, and occasionally try stuff on before buying it. Despite the âStay At Homeâ order and previous lockdowns, I am not watching a lot of tv. Now that hockey and basketball are back, I will flip to those when the Leafs and Raptors are on. So sports is your vice...? One thing I can probably avoid. Although I'm currently hooked on the political sports going on with our neighbour to the south. Today is one of those days where I'll be glued to the happenings in DC. ð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I have to say I tend to watch my DVDs and my TV stays on the Hallmark channel. For shopping, I do go to the store , got too smell the shampoo. I even do on line shopping also.
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Do you flip through your remote looking for the perfect show to watch, or do you know what you're looking for and stick with it? ðĪ I usually know what I'm looking for... until I don't - then I flip... till I just give up. ðķ (this morning, I DID watch live TV )
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I have to say I tend to watch my DVDs and my TV stays on the Hallmark channel. For shopping, I do go to the store , got too smell the shampoo. I even do on line shopping also. I hear you, gotta smell that shampoo. I would if I had any hair. lol ðŪ ââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I almost never watch live TV. At any given point in time I'm working my way through seven to ten shows on Netflix, Amazon and Hulu, so I'll pick a couple of those for the evening. (this morning, I DID watch live TV ) So... ya watched Joe didja? Was weird to see no crowds; but interesting. It was a relief, if you know what I mean. ðââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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1/25/2021 5:30 am |
This is a deep story. Seem like a dying man watch TV, or just someone who into late night Tv with a creative mind. Dude, I mentioned before, you have a hell of a way of telling a story. You very detailed, I can vision it. You should once ot=r twice a month do a blog.
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This is a deep story. Seem like a dying man watch TV, or just someone who into late night Tv with a creative mind. Dude, I mentioned before, you have a hell of a way of telling a story. You very detailed, I can vision it. You should once ot=r twice a month do a blog. Thanks for popping in and sharing your thoughts. ââð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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When the kids were still at home, I'd truck on out to that place and pile up on stock. These days .. less is more. lol ð It'll get back to normal, one day. ââð ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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