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Rules For Being Lucky Enough To Play With My Hotwife
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Rules For Being Lucky Enough To Play With My Hotwife Let’s be brutally honest from the start: When you’re looking for exceptional (sexual) play partners for your partner or Hotwife; you’re looking for some adventurous sex. That being said, let’s define our given rolls: I’m the Gentleman Alpha Husband; my partner is a Hotwife. In a vanilla relationship, I might find my wife a dildo (or several), to spice up our passions. In this case, YOU are the dildo … with a pulse. If you accept that roll, understand that when a dildo goes bad, it’s replaced very easily; but if it’s reliable and effective, it’s used again. I/we don’t engage in this because of something missing from our sex life. To the contrary, it is to add to it. She is the center of my universe and nothing makes me happier than seeing her happy. I do not always participate sexually in her adventures, but I’m always nearby to insure her comfort and safety. She has no other duties than to relax and enjoy everything that we agree on. You’re only being asked to bring your A game, and give her all the pleasure she can handle. If you have questions or comments, talk to me directly. It’s good to know that better than 90% of the men we interview are rejected, so if we don’t text you back, it’s been for one or more of these reasons: Lack of class, intelligence, grooming, fitness, humor, or honesty. THE BIG D’S: In addition, I have non-negotiable rules you must read and agree to. This is not a legal contract, but it is an agreement between consenting adults, so our interaction is strictly pleasurable, devoid of unseen negative surprises. 1. BE DISCRETE - This is private play, not a subject for discussion outside of the three of us. If we happen to bump into one another in public, say hello, and move on. If questioned, you don’t remember our names or where you met us. We will extend the same courtesy to you. 2. NO DRUNKS - After you arrive at our play site, you can have a drink or 2 to get loose, but if you choose to get drunk, you won’t be playing with my Hotwife . 3. NO DRUGS - Smoke your pot somewhere else, or take Viagra on the way over if you need to, but don’t bring anything<b> illegal </font></b>into our play site. We’re not prudes, but we don’t EVER want to give cops a reason to visit us. 4. NO DECEPTIONS - Just tell the truth!! We’re not going to lie to you, so don’t lie to us. Liars simply can’t be trusted, so if you’re married or have a girlfriend, please understand that we don’t care, as long as your significant other doesn’t show up at our play site uninvited. Just tell the truth about anything you say, and be a man of your word. If you say you will be there at a certain time - be there or call. 5. NO DRAMA - Leave all your stresses and their related stories at home or the office. When you’re with us, have fun, laugh and fuck as much as wants … period. Also, if we run a background check on you and felony convictions or molesting come up, we don’t need that kind of drama either. Finally, this is all about fun sex, so if you develop romantic feelings for my Hotwife, that’s a drama we will eliminate quickly. 6. NO DIRT - For fucks’ sake!!! Take a shower right before you come over! Who wants to play with a stinky partner? Further, if you don’t realize that cigarettes, cigars, onions and spicy foods make you stink know that they will. My Hotwife enjoys a man with clean EVERYTHING. 7. NO DISEASES - If you have a bump, go get it checked. If you have a known STD (sexually transmitted disease) and you choose to play anyway, the best outcome will be if I will have you charged with assault, the worst? I will let your imagination play that out. So get checked and prepare to show me your health check form. 8. NO DINKY DICKS - Don’t tell her you are packing 10” and show up with 6. She is looking for nothing less than a true 8 ½ inches in length X 6 ½ inches in girth, with endurance. If you don’t measure up, it would be better to stay home. 9. NO DISRESPECT - Of me, my Hotwife or others! It ruins the night for everyone, and guarantees you aren’t coming back. Let me be clear about one thing here … this is all about creating pleasure for my Hotwife, so make her your fantasy and talk as nasty as you want DURING sex, but outside of the bedroom, she is my beautiful, classy Queen. 10. NOT DOMINANT - IF you’re pretending to be dominant, we’ll see it immediately. My Hotwife gets all the romantic sex she wants with me. The point of these adventures, is hot animal sex, without causing harm. IN SUMMARY - If you’re arrogant at all, stay away. If you’re too thin skinned to agree with each and every one of these rules, you’re to stupid to appreciate the gravity of this amazing opportunity. |
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6/30/2018 1:35 am |
Hi, Just want to compliment you on being the a man who has unconditional love for his wife. Making sure she is safe,has all the satisfaction she needs,& willing to make her dreams & wishes come true. I will message you & hope i pass the screening process, so i can help make all her wishes & desires come true. Mark
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