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My (all non-existent) sex life thus far
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My (all non-existent) sex life thus far Where do I begin without sounding like a whiny @$$hole. well lets start with my 18th birthday, which also happened to be the day of prom...lucky timing right...you'd think. ME and my long time GF were talking for months about what we would do, go to the prom have a little punch go back to the hotel room, which I had already booked and have what would have been a magical night, turns out she was (at the time...I guess) a lesbian who was leading me on for the better part of a year. Bright side is I got to see two girls make out, downside massive<b> blue balls. </font></b>We are friends now anyway and that has all but been forgotten. few years later i'm working the night shift on a part time security job, I hear this girl screaming for help...like any decent person...not to mention security guard I go and check it out, turns out her bf and her just broke up, he left her at the fairgrounds where I was doing security and in the process of her running the guys car down, she twisted her ankle. So like a gentleman, I help her to a bench radio for some ice and sit and talk with her for an hour, she hands me her number and we chat a few times, but the whole time I realize this girl is just on the rebound and I'd rather not take advantage of her THAT way and just let it die down, she has 2 now...sooooo kinda glad I did not pursue that seeing as i'm not one to have . year after that In college and i'm not getting anywhere with any of the girls because either everyone is taken or lesbians and i'm talking wont even bother with men lesbians, and i'm not one to push either of those envelopes. (THIS IS THE WORST ONE)year I graduate, I start talking with this girl over the internet and she's all into meeting up and having sex.....which was odd to me the way she was asking me at the time but hell who cares i'm young horny and have been blue balled enough already, so I go down there, rent a hotel room, take her out to dinner and finally have sex...which consisted of about 30 minutes of her just laying there doing absolutely nothing and me thinking....wow is this what all the rage is about......ok. Worse thing about this is she was on her period so when I pull out my dick is covered in blood and me being so inexperienced i'm thinking OH CRAP did I break somthing inside her....so that was fun...oh but not nearly the worse part...a few hours after we have sex, I get a unrecognized call on my phone, I ignore it...few minutes later...it calls again...I ignore it...third time, I pick it up and its the PA State police looking for the chick i'm with, saying that she was kidnapped.... SO I drive her back to her parents house, get cuffed and put into a police cruzer and questioned for 15 minutes before her parents tell the cops that their has pulled this stunt before. And I have never...NEVER had to deal with cops before so i'm freaking the hell out for 15 minutes, before the inevitably let me go.....and that's when I find out that she called the cops while I was washing off her freaking blood from my dick and said that she was abducted.......so that's my first sex story......if you can top that terrible experience be my guest. toss in a couple of girls that were just looking for a , one girl who thanked me for a massage by giving me a BJ, another that gave me a handjob on a dare and a girl who was clueless to my interest in her and here we are The reason i'm on this site is just to skip most of the BS and just have sex, nothing long term, just good ole sex. Willing to come to you so you can cum to me 
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