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A pickle, cucumber and a penis  

minetastesgood 62M
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10/28/2018 2:51 am
A pickle, cucumber and a penis


A pickle, a cucumber and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said when I get big and hard they chop me up and toss me in salad. The pickle Sid when I get big and hard they chop me up and drown me in vinegar. The penis said that is nothing compared to what I'm going through, when I get big and hard they put a plastic bag over my head and put me in a dark<b> damp </font></b>cave and bang my head against walls until I throw up and faint!

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