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sex survey YOU ARE... 1.Male or Female or both: female 2.How old: 33 3.Gay, Straight, Bi, not sure: straight I likka da cock WHEN DID YOU FIRST... 1.French kiss someone of the opposite sex: 13 2.French kiss someone of the same sex: 15 3.Masturbate: 6 4.Masturbate with a friend: 9 5.Have sex with the opposite sex: 14 6.Have sex with the same sex: never HAVE YOU EVER... 1.Given a blow job: I am the queen 2.Received a blow job: not that I could tell 3.Eaten a girl out: I taking yoga but my damned bad back 4.Tossed a salad or had your salad tossed: no/yes, my butt taste like french dressing 5.Performed anal sex on someone: nope 6.Had anal sex performed on you: sure 7.Sucked on someones toes: yup, do mine and we're in business 8.Biten someone while having sex: yes 9.Participated in watersports/ golden showers: sex in the water yes, enemas no 10.Cried during sex: sadly, yes 11.Laughed during sex: yes. 12.Had sex on camera: yes 13.Watched a porno: yes. 14.Had sex while watching a porno: I at the porn store now, duh 15.Masturbated with a friend while watching a porn: lover yes, friend no 16.Had a threeway or an orgy: nope. sorry, i'm one on one 17.Farted during sex: if you haven't, you're lying... or a virgin 18.Farted in someones face while they were performing oral: yes, hence the laughing 19.Fallen out of bed while having sex: yup 20.Had sex in a public place: yup 21.Had sex in a car: yup 22.Had sex with someone twice your age: yup 23.Had sex with someone half your age: eewww no 24.Had a one night stand: yes 25.Gotten a hard on while dirty dancing in a club: I'm dancing with a hard on right now! HOW OFTEN DO YOU... 1.Masturbate: daily 2.Have sex: as often as possible , so being uncommited, once a week 3.Want to have sex: more than my schedual or tolarance of other people allow 4.Think about sex: what were we talking about? WHAT IS YOUR... 1.Most memorable sexual experience: the last one 2.Favorite position: whatever hits the spot 3.Favorite brand of lube: ohmy, kama sutra,wet 4.Penis or vagina named: no 5.Fantasy sexual encounter: something about ice cream on the beach or a pool full of champange 6.Worst sexual encounter: being kidnapped and molested by a cop 7.Favorite word for sex: fuck, skromp, the nasty, bumping uglies 8.Favorite sex song: sex song? the woman in you by Ben Harper, anything ThinLizzy, Hot in the City by Nick Glider or sex dwarf by soft Cell 9.Favorite pick up line: Hello ARE YOU GOING TO... 1.Have sex tonight: eh. I'm kinda tired but probably 2.Fill out this survey and pass it on: duh, it's a survey  |
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6/1/2005 7:22 pm |
I AM... 1.Male or Female or both: MALE 2.How old: 35 3.Gay, Straight, Bi, not sure: STRAIGHT... All women all the time WHEN DID YOU FIRST... 1.French kiss someone of the opposite sex: 9 2.French kiss someone of the same sex: NEVER 3.Masturbate: 9 4.Masturbate with a friend: 16 (A GIR  5.Have sex with the opposite sex: 12 6.Have sex with the same sex: NEVER HAVE YOU EVER... 1.Given a blow job: NOT MY DEPARTMENT 2.Received a blow job: YES 3.Eaten a girl out: ONE OF MY FAVORITE PAST TIMES 4.Tossed a salad or had your salad tossed: YES 5.Performed anal sex on someone: YES 6.Had anal sex performed on you: NOPE 7.Sucked on someones toes: YES 8.Biten someone while having sex: YES 9.Participated in watersports/ golden showers: SEX WITH WATER=YES. SEX WITH URINE INVOLVED=DEFINTE NO 10.Cried during sex: ONCE WHEN I THOUGHT MY DICK BROKE 11.Laughed during sex: YES - IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! 12.Had sex on camera: YES 13.Watched a porno: YES 14.Had sex while watching a porno: YES 15.Masturbated with a friend while watching a porn: NO 16.Had a threeway or an orgy: YES 17.Farted during sex: YES 18.Farted in someones face while they were performing oral: NO 19.Fallen out of bed while having sex: YES - AND KEPT GOING 20.Had sex in a public place:  LOVE IT21.Had sex in a car: MOVING AND PARKED 22.Had sex with someone twice your age: NO, BUT 10 YEARS OLDER WHEN I WAS 18 23.Had sex with someone half your age: UH, NO. 24.Had a one night stand: YES 25.Gotten a hard on while dirty dancing in a club: YES HOW OFTEN DO YOU... 1.Masturbate: WHEN IT GETS TOO MUCH TO BARE 2.Have sex: BIG ZILCH RIGHT NOW...BUT LOOKING FOR A MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY PARTNER 3.Want to have sex: WORK? SCHOOL? WHAT ARE THOSE? LET'S HAVE FUN! 4.Think about sex: LIKE I SAID, WORK? SCHOOL?... WHAT IS YOUR... 1.Most memorable sexual experience: SEX IN A COMBAT ZONE 2.Favorite position: STANDING IN THE SHOWER 3.Favorite brand of lube: NO PREFERENCE 4.Penis or vagina named: NO, BUT TAKING APPLICATIONS 5.Fantasy sexual encounter: MAJOR SPORTING VENUE 6.Worst sexual encounter: FELL ASLEEP WITH A WOMAN ON TOP (LOTS OF ALCOHOL INVOLVED THAT NIGHT) 7.Favorite word for sex: FUCK 8.Favorite sex song: HER SOUNDS DURING SEX 9.Favorite pick up line: FOLLOW ME ARE YOU GOING TO... 1.Have sex tonight: IN MY DREAMS 2.Fill out this survey and pass it on: FILL IT OUT=YES; PASS IT ON=NO
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