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Dinner rolls around
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Dinner rolls around TOTALLY FICTIONAL SHORT STORY -- OK PEOPLES!? So I start my days with good intentions online- you know working, researching, trying to do the right thing. But inevitably I have to use this website called YouTube when looking for info on XYZ topic. So somehow my search for info leads to college lectures, which somehow leads to college girls, which somehow leads to girls with big boobs, which somehow leads to women lactating. "Wait - this aint porn YouTube? " Eventually I catch myself and stop before I get unusually into watching a trying to latch and dare I say - a bit jealous?! I know - pervy right!? "Pornhub - twenty minutes max bro" I convince myself. So dinner rolls around - and because I been nursing this extremely tender case of<b> blue balls </font></b>holding back the most epic of massive loads for like four hours - I go search some TLC. Wifey? - Hell no - She know what I been doing all . Damnit! What about ol-? -She always down -But wifey hates her. Shiiiiittt - I can tell wifey going to the "store" - in and - twenty minutes max. Fuck that! Twenty minutes will turn into two months of "my cell phone got cut off -or- can you help with my rent?" Hells to the fuck naw. Strip Club? ? Nope - Can't be coming back smelling of cheap perfume or coconut oil. I can fuck around - just not with our . Damnit! What about the neighbors? - I know they swing. I can go have a beer with them and see what pops off. Wait. Oh hells naw - cause ol dude swings both ways a bit too much! And I ain't bi. Am I? I mean I do like watching guys with big dicks fuck girls. ---Damn these balls! ----- Fuck I aint bi! So I wait around for dinner and NexFlix - and after getting turned down for the umpteenth time by my once every 3 months woman who crazy about in all ways but our fucking sex life - I head back upstairs to he office to "do some more work". So I logon to Adult Dating zone - Who's on ? Somebody's gotta see this load - shiiiittt - gonna have to get a mop after this one. Ohh - there's that with the fat pussy - damn she fine. I know she juggling hella dicks - but different. sensual. I like to give massages. I like to eat. I ain't just another dick trying to get his penis wet. And we got shit in common too - our compat and freaky scores are off the charts! But damn if Adult Dating zone ain't lopsided. I know she got like fifty dudes trying to fuck with her at any given time. Damn it's not enough women on this site! And those that are got too many fucking rules! 'I don't fuck with married men.' 'We come as a package deal.' 'You cant be dis/or .' Fuck! Shit! But a brotha's gotta try anyways. Let this . Hey - WYD? Nothing - Bored you? Horny as hell. Want to watch ? - - - Uh no thanks. I'll pass. OK. TTYL. Click. DAMNIT!!!! I ain't got time for this shit! MY BALLS ACHE! Damnit just going to broadcast this shit. I don't care who watches. Click Click -- mins later -- four viewers - good enough --here goes! BBBBLLLLAAAAAAHHHHHH - - - Viewer ONLINE: "That was nice bro - I came with you too. Want to see my load?" FUUUUCCCKKKKK! NO! Bro - I aint bi and I hella sure aint gay. Am I? Damn he do got a big dick. Fuck this shit! going downstairs to eat my 's pussy. She always down for that...even if she won't let fuck. mmmmm tasty - hells naw I ain't bi. Pussy all the way . Brotha loves to fall asleep smelling some pussy on his big red lips . So I wake up the next morning. Start my over again. Fuck. Today I got to get some work done. Damnit - I didn't finish that lecture on YouTube.... Shit. Wait - why was I dreaming about dicks last night? FUCK NO!!!! - I like titties!!! and pussy!!! and bigger titties!!! and fatter pussies!! and fat asses!! and lactating titties!! Damn YouTube - you sure that aint porn? Let me see what else they don't consider porn. Twenty minutes max. Dinner rolls around. |
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