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Fucking Machine - Eh Not Too Sure
Fucking Machine - Eh Not Too Sure Well fellow Perverts , good evening to y'all. Winding down my uneventful day, day 3 of such. Starting to miss having anyone to really talk too, but since I have no transportation I am making the best of it. I do now know just how horrible my singing is, and I have even started to have meaningful conversations with my dogs. So onto what the title of this blog suggests - The Fucking Machine. I have one that is attached to something that looks like a reciprocal saw arm. It is just your base model for around $100. I was not ready to invest even that much into a sex toy but I thought maybe it would give me the pleasure and similar feel of have a man fucking me. Not at all. It came with many assorted attachments, some very flesh like of all different sizes. I picked the very smallest one because at that time I had not had intercourse in over 7 years and I knew I was tight. I still bogged down the machine. But the machine scares me. I wanted to try it in my ass because I used to love anal sex. But jesus, what if I cant get the thing to stop while it is jack hammering my poor puckered hole! And one would have a heck of a time getting the positioning just right and slowly insert the toy, praying you got enough lube. I would suggest that you not try it aloen for safety reasons back there. I have only used it that one time. One of these days I may get brave enough to unbury where it lives in the back of a closet. First I need to go buy a gallon of lube, and drop cloths. Yikes! Ann *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me* |
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Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing!
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Try #5 on for size Oh come on Really is this what the world is cummmmm to. Does it moan too Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now And head to a hotel Let him fuck you into outer space Tell him be here next week same time with a friend.
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10/19/2021 6:03 am |
You would cum Lil
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Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off.
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Wow! You're brave! I'll pass... lol 😂 😮 ❗❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch???
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That makes me rethink purchasing one. It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender? I’m sorry it’s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first. Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing! *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Try #5 on for size Oh come on Really is this what the world is cummmmm to. Does it moan too Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now And head to a hotel Let him fuck you into outer space Tell him be here next week same time with a friend. *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off. *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Wow! You're brave! I'll pass... lol 😂 😮 ❗❗ *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch??? *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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That makes me rethink purchasing one. It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender? I’m sorry it’s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first. *Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
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Then skip the kid and go after dad you my get a two for one deal lolololo
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10/22/2021 4:30 am |
I would like to help you with that with 2 people it might work that's what friends do Lee
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Nice and Kinky!!
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