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Thought for the day....  

rm_impish_pixie 61F
1578 posts
3/10/2009 3:02 pm

Last Read:
7/26/2009 7:46 pm

Thought for the day....

Thought of the day:

"No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money."

Well duh....


This public service announcement brought to you by Pixie Ink...(giggle)


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
3/10/2009 9:06 pm

Yeah, but you know damn well if it were chocolate you'd end up biting it and ruining the whole deal.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_impish_pixie replies on 3/11/2009 6:52 pm:
hmmmm....I hadn't thought of that.... Damn.

ICDeadPeople2 60M
5055 posts
3/11/2009 3:47 am

oh yea??

Say hello to my little friend....




I had a dream my life would be
So different from this hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed


RAInBow


rm_impish_pixie replies on 3/11/2009 6:59 pm:
oh yea??? Hello lil friend... (are you playing nurse/patient still?)

JudeL5 53M
1629 posts
3/12/2009 12:18 am

That's quite the cock-o-late treat ya got in your pic !

Sell enough o them choco-dildos and it might shower you with mooola


rm_impish_pixie replies on 3/14/2009 6:10 am:
now that's a thought.....LOL

rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
3/12/2009 7:28 pm

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha*

But what if I'm allergic to chocolate and have forsaken material possessions? Oh wait ... I don't "do" relationships so it doesn't really matter.

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha*

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me


rm__Safira 61F
11258 posts
3/13/2009 6:18 am

"No man ever will be satisfied because no woman ever will have a vagina that squirts beer and a mouth with a mute button." ~ Mistress Safira

This is my blog - [blog _Safira]. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F The Only Site For Me


rm_impish_pixie replies on 3/13/2009 4:22 pm:
You are such a wicked, wicked woman...LOL but I gotta admit...THAT is the PERFECT comeback.

rm_goddess1946 113F
13513 posts
3/23/2009 11:01 pm

Dark chocolate at that... yup.
Oh baby doll...I'm not even going to say one
thing about thatttttttttt... lol


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
7/10/2009 7:58 am

Pixie

Not sure what to say...hard to argue with that logic

XO

MJ


piercednshavedmn 59M
4575 posts
7/13/2009 8:47 am

    Quoting rm__Safira:
    "No man ever will be satisfied because no woman ever will have a vagina that squirts beer and a mouth with a mute button." ~ Mistress Safira
I would be happy if they came with subtitles. For a few reasons, my hearing is failing, sometimes I lose track of the conversation, the real meaning of what is said would be clear.

XO

MJ


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