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Pretzel Fucking: Ever feel like a bloody pretzel when you're getting laid? And I don't mean those little stix...  Why is it that some guys think the most awesome thing they can do to you, when they're ALREADY in you, is to bend your legs up over your head, knees to your mouth, and other sundry but uncomfortable positions? I mean, I can't breathe in that position,  and sometimes it makes the dick go too deep, and it hurts, even, as it hits your cervix. And I'm not talking guys with 18" equipment (and yah, omfg there WAS a Spanish guy on cam last night, I swear it was knee-length...took two hands to lift it up! What the heck could you do with that? NOTHING! I saw it, and I was aghast..that's a freak show, ain't it? Now where the heck did I bookmark that chick's profile who won't accept any emails unless you're 11" or bigger?  Only thing is, his nickname begins with ummmm HOMO...guys, beware! LOL )I realize that this site is for exploration and the like, but gee, not so far off from home base...please choose the right hole, and you don't have to suffocate me in the process! I'm quite content to try new positions, but the tried-and-true works the best for me! Lay on top of me, or spoon me, or doggy style..just the normal stuff. And that goes for oral sex, too! I don't need to have my legs spread to Kingdom Cum in order to participate! In fact, ya nummer, that DELAYS any climaxes, and unless you wanna be down there for hours (MMMMM) you might want to ask me which way I prefer it! Actually, I had one guy go down on me, ONCE, when I was in the doggy position, and ohhhhhhhh wowwwwwwwwww, now THAT worked! But he couldn't maintain that position, as it was too uncomfortable for him. NOW YA FREAKIN' KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!! And what has happened to 69??? Do I have to specify, ok, let's do it this way...now? Or can I expect them to read my mind? LOL I absolutely love 69, but the guys I've encountered seem to have one fault: KNEE PROBLEMS! and it seems that 69 just makes that worse. I don't think I've had a great 69 (or for that matter, ANY) for over a year, since I left my EX. Is it out of fashion? Was it a trend...like big hair, bubble shirts, and shoulder pads? For some reason, I am just not able to come right out and say what I really want to do...I just let the guy guide the exercise! Is that a failing I need to face? I'm so used to the way things were with my EX, that, on the occasions that we did have sex, it was "what worked", as we had come to an understanding with each other....no BJ for him, unless we did 69, just because it got me worked up, and I could really get into it. Now I don't need to receive oral sex in order to give it...it seems to work for me anyways! HUH! Since for some dumb reason I can't spell it out, other than here, if you are a lover of mine, or PLAN ON BEING ONE  ...LOL...PLEASE...no friggin' pretzel fucking! When you're with me, think normal, average, sane, rational, real, the usual. We can explore fantasies (haven't done the 'tied up' thing yet!) and whatever else you discuss with me ahead of time, but if one more guy pulls my feet up over my head, I just may expire on the spot! LOL I'm not going to be around much this weekend, as I'm visiting my best friend and all her hot LEBANESE cousins in a small town in southern Ontario, so if you live in the Windsor area, look out...the girls are out, and wild! And I might just mean the boobies....  Have a great weekend, everyone!!! DRAGONSTATUS: excited, but aware of limits of strength, and please don't feed the Dragon PRETZELS for God's sake! (((softboobyhugs))) Elle  |
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6/22/2006 7:42 pm |
LOL...you are so rite on the money Elle! I feel that if they need to push your legs up that far that means they are compensating for something HAHA...and the oral from behind while in the doggy position is amazing--something about that just grabs ya and WOW...
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I'm of the opinion that communication is the best way to solve that particular problem. Let him know what you like and don't like ahead of time (or during). And try to make sure that he feels comfortable enough to do the same. It's a very trite thing to say, but it's definitely true: communication is the key. Damn...that was probably my least funny post...
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LOL...you are so rite on the money Elle! I feel that if they need to push your legs up that far that means they are compensating for something HAHA...and the oral from behind while in the doggy position is amazing--something about that just grabs ya and WOW...  (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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I'm of the opinion that communication is the best way to solve that particular problem. Let him know what you like and don't like ahead of time (or during). And try to make sure that he feels comfortable enough to do the same. It's a very trite thing to say, but it's definitely true: communication is the key. Damn...that was probably my least funny post... And yes, that's got to be your most ho-hum posting to date...LOL Just kidding! I loves ya! (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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6/23/2006 5:16 am |
Elle, ya aren't into 'designer' positions? lol 30 years ago we called one similar to that 'the plow'...why we did it I have no idea, trendy I guess. Now, oral in the doggy position...new one to me, but lookin forward to giving it a try! Hmmm...old dogs; new tricks... lolbtw-don't expire on the spot, it may put a damper on your weekends...Have a great time! H. 
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Elle, ya aren't into 'designer' positions? lol 30 years ago we called one similar to that 'the plow'...why we did it I have no idea, trendy I guess. Now, oral in the doggy position...new one to me, but lookin forward to giving it a try! Hmmm...old dogs; new tricks... lolbtw-don't expire on the spot, it may put a damper on your weekends...Have a great time! H. Old dog? I think not....now toss me that bone, boy! (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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6/23/2006 9:22 pm |
lol Elle...communication is the key to getting things the way you want them.  Have a great weekend! ~Fire
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Oh, MZH, you are so right! I think they only hire gymnasts for those porno's, or maybe contortionists! But that only applies to the chicks, cuz they guys sure as hell can't bend their bodies below the neck... (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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MMMMM Gentle, can I raise my legs in a salute to a "NORMAL" guy? Oh, and they're 'DD' not 'C's...see blog prior where I noticed they were growing, dang it! LOL (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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Expat, now would YOU allow me to test that cure of yours out on you? And I don't know about you, but geez, some of these guys don't have legs...they have friggin' logs! I better start benchpressing again... Thank you for stopping by! You're East Coast, right? hehehe (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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6/26/2006 5:42 am |
Warning: Do not to oral in doggy on a couch. Damm near put her over the back and through a window!  (She was enjoying it up till then... )
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Hi Ellen .... thank you so much for your great comment to my blog. re positions etc., Seems the guys who talk sense where YOU are at & things over with you at the time are the "keepers" ...... like, "is this ok for you"? or "you sure im not hurting you?" Lil♥Jessica♥SQuirt ♥§ΩuirT♥er & MFM Tail§
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6/26/2006 11:38 am |
Well Elle, I have to disagree with you on ONE part of this . . . I do like being bent into a pretzel! I love all those twisted positions because they're interesting and they make me giggle! The only drawback is when the guy is too big . . . gotta watch out for that and make sure you don't get hurt. Hey, one time I flew over the back of the couch . . . I just layed there laughing, it was so fun! ~1girl
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Warning: Do not to oral in doggy on a couch. Damm near put her over the back and through a window! (She was enjoying it up till then... )Ummm... are you two trying to tell me something???  LilSquirt: Seems the guys who talk sense where YOU are at & things over with you at the time are the "keepers" ...... like, "is this ok for you"? or "you sure im not hurting you?" Definitely agree with you on that one, now where the hell do I find a 'keeper' like yours, hon?  Although, I have been with one guy who asked me at least 4-5 times during our 'interludes' if I was okay, and all I'd done was to moan...LOL yah yah don't spoil the mood...if you have to ask, and ask again, if I'm enjoying myself, ummm maybe judge the 'flow'???(((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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Kinda like you have to let the 'pretzel dough' rise first before you bake them??? I love that saying, though, "squashing the deckchair..." But, "hoovering the floor"...? and here I thought hoovering was some kind of oral trick... You just have to tell me what "the cello" is...??? (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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Ummmm...musicians??? LOL Or maybe, sailors and vacuum cleaner salesmen...what a group that would be! (((softboobyhugs))) Elle
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