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Sex laws; have you broke any of THESE?
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Sex laws; have you broke any of THESE? The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts. An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer. A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job–for men only–called a corset inspector.) In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing<b> corsets </font></b>because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term. Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio–the thinking is that a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn't. Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores–with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." In Texas, no one other than a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing medicine." Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers. Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display. Nevada, with 35 legal bordellos, has no condom problem. The use of condoms in Nevada brothels is compulsory. Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students. I know this is not a complete list, but I am thinking I may do a few installments.  |
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Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students. Rather sexist, isn't it?
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Good grief! These were interesting. I wonder if Norfolk still enforces that law????? 
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6/29/2006 9:39 pm |
"An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer." It's a good thing I wasn't in Newcastle when I had sex in the walk-in meat freezer!!!
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Just think of all the laws that have been broken! So we are all law breakers here! lol.
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6/30/2006 9:36 am |
I was sent by Cats - Came upon her by chance. She Recommended you, so here I am. I'm here (Japan) on business and will return to the UK in a couple of weeks - Nice blog you have, Cru. Nina
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6/30/2006 11:04 am |
now there is one road trip i'd like to do.....a rule breaking one...
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Guilty here too 
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I know wait till you see somw of the next batch I couldn't believe some of them LOL
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Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called "the seduction of female students," is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students. Rather sexist, isn't it?
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Good grief! These were interesting. I wonder if Norfolk still enforces that law?????  but that will be my last post in this series
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"An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer." It's a good thing I wasn't in Newcastle when I had sex in the walk-in meat freezer!!! but not in New Castle either. Although I must say i's not as good as in a snowbank 
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Just think of all the laws that have been broken! So we are all law breakers here! lol.
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Wait till another post of these in other countries, then if ya can say the same thing You Will Be The Man
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Some are just way out there 
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I was sent by Cats - Came upon her by chance. She Recommended you, so here I am. I'm here (Japan) on business and will return to the UK in a couple of weeks - Nice blog you have, Cru. Nina
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now there is one road trip i'd like to do.....a rule breaking one... 
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That is one I have not seen yet, I have more to post. but I know a lot of people don't have the time to read long posts LOL so I try keeping them a little shorter. I will have to add that one in one of the next posts like this
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I'll work on somethin
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I think I have some for Mn too I know what you mean bout breaking quite a few of them
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Mighty, mighty fun
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OMG that is the funniest thing I have heard yet, however I would like to see it mandated that women MUST wear shoes with slits in them
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