You know you're a real Minnesotan if....
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Posted:Nov 16, 2014 10:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 21, 2014 3:07 am
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You and your neighbor greet each other with snow shovels in your hands, and have no fear of getting hit with them.
You can wipe the snot off the end of your nose and be 100% certain, it won't be interpreted as a gang sign.
Ya sure you betcha is acceptable as dirty talk during sex.
You've convinced yourself, you can see/drive just fine through a 4 inch hole in your windshield still covered in ice.
Big heavy cumbersome boots are socially accepted footwear anywhere.....yet I still can't dance in them.....wait I am a sucky dancer anyway
A scarf is not only fun for bondage, but actually keeps your neck warm.
Long Johns are sexy in any color.
Saying Damn I can't find my glove means you've misplaced a covering for your hand, not where are my condoms.
Believing the Vikings will win the super bowl is the same as expecting Santa Claus and the tooth fairy to be real.
Understanding Casserole is food, not a person named Cass out rolling in the snow.
If when it's -20 degrees in the middle of January you're telling friends in the South.....Yep winters almost over
The Green Bay Packers are you're favorite football team.
I'm sure there are many more silly things to add, these are just off the top of my head, don't hate me for my sense of humor 
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Eye Candy...appealing or over rated
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Posted:Oct 10, 2014 4:37 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 2:22 pm
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We all know our individual tastes, likes and dislikes, the objects we see that makes our heart pump and our brain lusty. Reading profiles gives me an honest opportunity to slowly and patiently attempt to put those pieces of the puzzle together before I decide to write you or not write you at all.
Lately I've noticed several women in their profile include a simple phrase saying, and this isn't verbatim... no cock shots, chest pics only, only reply to face pics or no real pic no response, you know what I'm getting at. Have women just been so bombarded with random pics that they are overwhelmed and bored with them, or are they becoming more real in what they want?
My personal opinion is simple, yes, of course I enjoy seeing some of the pics posted, I love the smiles, your eyes, the background of the pic showing your personality, show me your spirit, your playfulness, your attitude.
I don't need to see your breasts, I know what they look like, I don't need to see what's between your legs, ummm I know what's there also. Of course if they are on your profile I'm going to look who doesn't, but I'm not enamored with your private parts. I want to know who you are, pique my interest, please don't satisfy my curiosity, create it, let's leave something for our imaginations to digest, instead of having dessert before dinner.
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I might need medical help
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Posted:Oct 5, 2014 4:40 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2021 3:21 am
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Lately my profile has been viewed by several 25 through 28 year old hotties that are seeking a kind older man. Their pictures are gorgeous and all are seeking true love and their soul mate. East coast, West coast, Portugal, Brazil and places I've only seen on a map.
I'm calling my HMO tomorrow to see if my insurance will cover a new heart and a penis pump, lord knows I'm going to need them to satisfy all my new found young lovers. Does anyone have any air miles they can give me so I can go have a special time with them all?l
And to think all this time I've been searching and seeking someone local, how could I have been so wrong? Wow Adult Dating zone is the greatest site in the world, I never even have to say hi or speak to them and they all want me bad. Who would've thought I was in such demand?
Yes, I realize they are bots from this site, c'mon I'm just having a little fun venting this early morning while I enjoy my coffee, pssssst hey Adult Dating zone my blog says simple man, not stupid man.
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Home from Vacation
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Posted:Sep 19, 2014 6:17 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2014 7:17 am
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Returned home late last night from a well needed vacation. I went on a fly in fishing trip to Northern Ontario for 7 days, that may not seem like a fun trip for some of you, but it was an incredible trip with friends that will never be forgotten. The weather was as expected, the fishing was awesome, and the stories and company were unforgettable, I'd do it again in a minute if time allowed.
The difficult part now is being back home, unpacking, doing laundry, putting things in it's proper place and adjusting to the real world again mentally. It's an emotional adjustment more than anything, yet an experience we all endure when an exciting event is over. I'm horny, tired, sore and completely fulfilled all at the same time. A long hot shower was a treat, it was nice to sleep in my own bed again, but an empty feeling since I have no one to cuddle with. I can deal with my horny emotion, we all know how to do that, ( and I did ) wink wink......I'd like to meet someone who would enjoy the experience of rustic conditions, sure would make the week more fun, but I'll never forget where I was and who I was with.
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Men's rules
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Posted:Aug 12, 2014 3:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2016 7:13 pm
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We always hear the rules from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules, Please note.........These are all numbered " 1 " ON PURPOSE
1 Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl, if it's up put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
1 Birthdays, Valentines day, Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.
1 Sometimes we are not thinking about you.......Live with it
1 Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
1 Don't cut your hair. EVER. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair.
1 Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1 Crying is blackmail.
1 Ask for what you want, Let us be clear on this one....Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!
1 We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1 Most guys own 3 pairs of shoes tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair out of 30, would look good with your dress?
1 Yes, and NO, are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
Ok and now that most if not all women who read this are really pissed off at me for writing this, RELAX it's a JOKE
Guys I hope you enjoyed your chuckle reading this, are there more to add?
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Confidence is Sexy
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Posted:Jul 13, 2014 5:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2014 8:16 am
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What appeals to me as a man more than pictures of your breasts or between your legs is the belief you have in yourself.
Of course I enjoy viewing the eye candy, but when a woman shows me that she has the comfort in her ability to be herself, not brash or arrogant, I find my mind slowly being captivated by her demeanor.
Those of us here with a smidgen of common sense know that as a man I have to be able to heighten your curiosity, pique your interest in who I am more than just a cock pic, ( which I don't have, but someday may share those special times together ). Tease you with my humor, and comfort you with intellect and seductive passiveness. Most of all allow you to judge for yourself that I am real, I do have feelings, and my interests are varied and not only designed to get in your pants.
When a woman here can communicate her thoughts even though she is shy or struggling to find the words to express herself, I enjoy that more than her asking me for a dic pic, and determining from my size if I'm worthy of a conversation.
Yes, we all have desires and seem to know what we want, but communicating with an open mind and tact, and a gentle playful attitude, make me more curious to discover who you are, than imagining what you might have been, because you can't express to me you're confident in who and what you are.
Peace of mind is precious, I have it have you found yours? 
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Lucky little guy
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Posted:Jul 10, 2014 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2014 9:37 am
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I was reading the paper today and came across a story about something terrible yet with a happy ending.
It seems as though a baby boy was born in my hometown and he only had 1 eye lid, the Dr.s gave the parents several options on how to fix the little guy's problem. After discussing it between themselves the parents decided to have the boy circumcised and the Dr.s would graft the foreskin to correct his problem.
It appears the little guy is going to be ok, he's just going to be a little cock eyed.
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FUCK YOU
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Posted:Jun 9, 2014 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2021 3:22 am
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perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word " Fuck". It is one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. fuck as most words in the English language, takes its name from the German word Frikon which means Whoopee.
In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories, it can be used as a verb, it can be an active verb ( John gives a fuck) or as a passive verb, ( Mary is fucking beautiful), As you can see, there are there are not too many words with the versatility of Fuck.
Besides its sexual connections, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations.
Trouble....................i guess I'm fucked now
Dismay....................Oh fuck it
Aggression...............Fuck you
Passive....................Fuck me
Confusion.................What the fuck
Dis pair.....................Fucked again
Philosophical.............Who gives a fuck
Incompetence............Hes a fuck up
Laziness...................He's a fuck off
Displeasure...............What the fuck's going on here
Rebellion...................Fuck the world
It can be used in descriptive anatomy, he's really a fucking asshole
it can be used to tell the time:: It's fucking 5 thirty
It can be maternal:: Mother Fucker
It can be a prediction:: Oh well, I'll be fucked
It can be political:: Fuck Obama
it can be the door to wonderful relationships:: Let's fuck baby
it can be used to enhance the meaning of the word::Fucking beautiful
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative forms of of use for this most functional word. How can anyone be offended when you say " Fuck ", use it in your daily speech. it adds prestige......
Tell someone today Fuck You
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Some time for me at last
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Posted:May 14, 2014 3:46 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2014 6:52 pm
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Just a quick rant....
I work in a small shop there are only 3 of us, we've been working shorthanded since Thanksgiving of last year, 6 days a week, averaging 50 hours. The boss says to me yesterday, I'm tired of you whining about time off for the summer so I hired someone see you on Monday. 
My reply.... glad you were able to make such a quick decision, yes I tend to be a smart ass.
Don't get me wrong it's a great job and I really enjoy what I do, but I work to live, not live to work....Enjoy your time off everyone and don't take it for granted.
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Thoughts to ponder
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Posted:Apr 13, 2014 4:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2014 2:24 pm
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I believe everyone here is seeking something/someone special, I know I am, but have you really given any thought to what it is you really want?
I know I have, It's not only your Vagina, it's not just your breasts, I want your mind, your smile, your attitude, your ability to communicate, and I want you to be you... nothing pretentious or fake. If we click good, if we don't well consider it an opportunity we attempted and continue to move on.
The only risks we regret are the ones we've never taken.
Don't judge me by my age, or by my lack of millions of dollars, be open minded as I am with you, flirting and discovering is fun when it's done with no pre-conceived expectations. Neither of us will know what we're missing unless we try.
With that being said, NO I'm not looking for an instant marriage, or a quick 1 nighter, I'm in search of real, I know you're out there but where? I refuse to settle because others have but I want to change the comfortable rut my life is slowly becomming.
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The 4 ways a female fakes an Orgasm
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Posted:Mar 15, 2014 4:44 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2016 7:14 pm
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Ladies this is for your pleasure, be sure to use vocal inflections when reading this to add to the effect
first.....there is the positive way
yes....yes....YES....YES.......YESSSSSSSS
then there is the negative way
no.....no.....NOOO....NOOOOOOOO
then there is the relgious way
oh god....ooh god.....ohhhhh gooooood.....GGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDD
and the evermost important fake
( add an ex's name or someone you'd like to forget )
OH Tom, bob, Rudolph whoever.........you're the best
hope you enjoy telling this, please don't include my name though
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Flattered or Frustrated?
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Posted:Feb 11, 2014 4:39 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2014 6:51 pm
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Generally I don't pay alot of attention to many of the features here at Adult Dating zone, mostly because I'm just not interested in them, while others simply don't seem to work. Today out of curiosity, and even though it said Zero, I looked at the people who have hotlisted me in the last 30 days. I was astonished by what I saw, 254 women at one time or another think I'm hot!!! Woohooo ladies I already knew that But of those 254 everyone of them are now inactive, upon further viewing, I saw that each of them is from another state or country and all are between the ages of 19 to 31. Seriously?
Apparently Adult Dating zone believes I'm gullible enough to think these women are interested in me, hey Adult Dating zone listen.....I'm not lol
We all put up with fakes here but I have to believe that many of these inquiries are from Adult Dating zone itself, why else would anyone take the time to make a profile and spend time perving others? I don't need this type of stroking for my ego, if I need to I can stroke myself, I can even use both hands lol So I don't know if I should be flattered by the time someone took to pretend to be real or should I be frustrated by the continuous lack of respect from Adult Dating zone?
Either way this is not a rant, it's only a reflection of why I don't often pay attention to alerts here. It's silly.
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Hand protection
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Posted:Jan 22, 2014 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2014 3:23 pm
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I work outside daily and the cold weather has made my hands dry and cracked. I use a well known moisterizer but it really doesn't do a very good job, I'm not looking for my hands to be as soft as a baby's bottom but this alligator looking skin has got to go. Recomendations that work?
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To link to this blog (allryttguy) use [blog allryttguy] in your messages.
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