Spontaneous Orgasm!
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Posted:Feb 20, 2006 7:21 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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On Grey's Anatomy last night, they were treating a woman who kept having "episodes". They were actually spontaneous orgasms. Now...this was a problem for her as she had wrecked her car having one. And she couldn't go to church....etc. Now, they were going to "cure" her....but they never did say how they were going to do that.
I'd like to have that problem!
I have had orgasms with no actual manual stimulation. Once on an airplane, in first class, on my way to St. Louis. The vibration in the chair started to get to me...and just slightly squeezing my thighs together did it. A very nice gentleman sitting next to me (who worked for the airline) never had a clue. See, I can be kind of loud when I let go in orgasm....but I can be quiet if I need to.
The second time, was the other day, after a lively conversation here on Adult Dating zone. I took off for class, and got in my car...nice heated seat...and Barry White came on the radio singing "You're my first, my last, my everything." The beat vibrated through my seat...and well....I found myself having a nice little orgasm at the next traffic light, and I never touched myself....honest!
So, I am wondering.. have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? Come on! Tell me your story. And if you had that lady's problem of spontaneous orgasm...would you want to be "cured" ???
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Why God Created
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Posted:Feb 19, 2006 5:56 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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WHY GOD CREATED
(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own .
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
"DON'T!"
"Don't what?"
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit?
We have forbidden fruit?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!"
said God.
"Why?"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!"
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later,
God saw His having a snack
and He was ticked!
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?"
God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you?"
said the Father.
"I don't know,"
said Eve.
"She started it!"
Adam said.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising ,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you?
[size 4[THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1.You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own .
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding 's parties
is to remind yourself that there are
more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your .
They will choose your
nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM "!!!!!
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The Sound of a Kiss
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Posted:Feb 17, 2006 1:41 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Its soft,
Tender,
Just a slight touch of the lips.
Another touch,
Quickly,
As if the first touch was only in my imagination.
Lingering,
A sigh,
My hand on your cheek tenderly touching the tear in your eye.
A look,
Your eyes,
And the look of love makes my lips find yours again.
More intensity,
Lips parting,
A soft moan escaping my mouth that doesn't want to escape yours.
A tongue,
Exploring,
Just softly, inquisitively, waiting for my tongue to answer back.
Its a sweet,
Deep,
Almost a joining of our spirits.
Breath quickening,
Sighs increasing,
A feeling that I never want to stop washing all over me.
Its soft,
Its two souls
Searching for the one, and knowing that they have found it.
It's my promise of love.
And the sound of.....
Heaven.
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AAADD
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Posted:Feb 16, 2006 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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THIS MAY BECOME A COMMON CONDITION AS THE POPULATION AGES. (ARE WE THERE YET)???
Recently, I was diagnosed with AAADD.
- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Pepsi down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed,
the bills aren't paid,
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter,
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only one check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.
And don't laugh--if this isn't you yet, your day is coming.
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Question That Needs An Answer
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Posted:Feb 16, 2006 1:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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A while ago, I put out an SOS SOS ALL MEN NEEDED FOR ANGEL'S HEALTH The doctor had told me that I needed to have some protein before I went to sleep at night.....so, I thought what better source than semen.
So, that got me to thinking. And you know that's dangerous! What is the content in terms of protein in female ejaculation? I just know someone out there knows the answer to this!
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Help Wanted
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Posted:Feb 15, 2006 5:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2006 8:44 pm
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Man wanted,
One real man wanted.
One mister rough and tough
Who'll kiss me till I cry.
Previous experience required.
Plus a lifetime guarantee to satisfy.
Man wanted,
No Peter Pan wanted.
These ain't no kiddie toys
So boys need not apply!
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Priceless
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Posted:Feb 14, 2006 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am
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Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words!
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Dear Valentine,
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Posted:Feb 13, 2006 10:15 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2006 3:44 am
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I'm so grateful for the way you love me, without judgment or condition, with sincerity and the quiet reassurance that feels so comfortable, so right.
You show me, in so many ways, how much you care for me, by your sensitivity, your honesty, and your willingness to face whatever challenges come our way. Your love helps me to know that I'm a lovable person.
Though I never thought I would need anyone as much as I need you, you've taught me that relying on someone doesn't have to mean giving up my own strength and independence, but that together we are stronger than either one of us could be alone.
Thank you for your wisdom, your gentle support, but most important.........
Thank You For Your Love.
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Be Nice To Your Nurse !!
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Posted:Feb 10, 2006 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice
to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable.
A bossy businessman learned the hard way after
ordering his nurses around as if they were his
employees. But the head nurse stood up to him.
One morning she entered his room and announced,
"I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way
out, and he cursed under his breath as he heard
people walking past his door laughing. After
almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the
room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter,
Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their
temperature taken?
"Yes," said the doctor. "But never with a carnation."
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I Love You!
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Posted:Feb 10, 2006 8:07 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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You may never know...although I fully intend to try to let you know....how much you mean to me. I value your friendship. I value your love. I want you. Through tears I have read the things that I think you have written for me...spoken to me...taught me.
My friends here are real to me. Yes, I have friends here in my "real" life. But you know my true heart. You are the ones that I am free to pour out my longings to. You are the ones that see my pain, feel my joy, and sign on to share in it. I hope you know that I feel the same about you too. And my deepest longing right now is to reach out through this computer and give you ~soft hugs~ right now. To return the hugs that I have felt in the last couple of days. To let you know that I'm ok.....and I'm not going to stop blogging.
After all....my friends live here.
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I feel so.......lost!
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Posted:Feb 8, 2006 6:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Someday, I am going to blog on here, and when I choose mood.....it will say "sexy", "seductive"...or something like that! But not today.
Honestly, today, I feel like this may be my last blog. I don't want to quit blogging.....but it is the mood I am in. I have turned my profile off for awhile. Thanks to all who email me....and my wishes for you is that you find what you are looking for. My wishes for those around you is that you do NOT do it at the expense of your loved ones feelings.
I shouldn't even hit the update button on this blog. I don't even feel better writing it. But, it is my honest feelings for today. And I guess I should own those feelings. I promised I would "own" my feelings.
To all my friends....if I don't blog for a while....I'm ok. And you know where to find me.
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