Fun with homophoNes
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Posted:May 6, 2016 5:57 am
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2016 12:56 am
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Homophones are words that sound alike, but are spelled differently and have different meanings. In Adult Dating zone land, there are 2 sets of homophones that seem to cause people trouble:
Discreet and discrete are 2 discrete words with total different meanings. You definitely mean discreet in Adult Dating zone-ville. Pique, peak and peek- how fun is English with these 3 fun homophones. You pique one's interest.
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Well then
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Posted:Jan 14, 2015 12:14 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2016 5:42 am
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As many of you have seen, I have a video titled "Me Sucking Young Cock", I'm not sure what certain people were expecting to see, but I think the title kind of explains it all. If such things make you "sick", why would you even open the video? Did you think the title was a misnomer? Jeez.
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To the functional illiterates out there...
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 8:25 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2014 3:15 am
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This website is so frustrating.
I had a woman send me an email, telling me all the things she wanted to do to/with me. As I read her profile, it became quite evident that I'm not even close to the ideal person. She was looking for someone tall, not thin, straight, no beards with 8 or more inches below. These are things I clearly am not, and a simple perusal of my profile would show that. Most guys aren't going to lie and claim they are 5'4", slim and bisexual.
So I responded and said, "Hey, maybe you should read my profile. I really don't fit your "My Ideal Person" description at all." In typical Adult Dating zone fashion, she never responded back. Not so hard to say that I hadn't read your profile before I sent an email to you.
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35+35=70
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Posted:Dec 12, 2012 3:26 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2013 4:25 am
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Just wanted to make sure FunForThreeToo can do the math... dude, if you live 35 miles away from someone, you will eventually have to drive 70 miles, unless you never plan on making it back home.
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Love Getting Blocked
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Posted:May 16, 2012 4:28 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2013 2:56 am
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It's so nice to get blocked by people on here... especially people you've never really said anything to. Well at least they are fat, ugly and Giants fans. 3 of my least favorite things.
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Dumb Things Short Bisexual Men Hear
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Posted:May 10, 2012 5:18 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2015 2:24 am
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So about a week ago, I was talking with some guy. He was looking to perform oral sex on another man. He said he wasn't interested because he was "quite tall". Now, if you are on your knees with my cock in your mouth, I don't think it really matters how tall YOU are. I had a similar issue with an asshole on here as well. Won't say his name... but he lives in South Brunswick, NJ.
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Yet Another No Show
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Posted:Jun 15, 2011 9:29 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 12:21 am
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This website sucks. The people on it suck. Guy says to me "if I say I'm gonna show up, I show up." Well, he doesn't.
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Rantings of a Deranged lunatic
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Posted:Jun 11, 2011 3:43 pm
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2015 2:00 am
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My 40th birthday is quickly approaching, and I've come to the conclusion that I'm totally sick of the bullshit from people on these types of websites...
People consistently lie about their age, sexual preference, marital status, etc.
Why is it so hard to just tell the truth? If you meet someone, they are eventually going to find out anyway.
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