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Helping women to get on top and men to be men.
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Another boring blog with no sex
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Posted:Oct 2, 2010 4:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2010 12:36 am
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Round 1 The J8 Sales Rules
Sometimes I am just so cheeky! Must be, cant think why he (Alan Weasley) would get so shirty about me asking for a planning update if it wasn’t cheeky or rude or something.
After all it does say in black and white in the documents he gave me to help sell the land that a planning update was due in the first quarter of 2010.
First thing he said was
“Why do you want that” (Rule no 1 of J8 sales school, only answer a question with a question and never with the answer”
ME “Because it says here on this paper that the update is due”
“Yes but why do you want it” (Rule no 2 always throw a question back)
“So that when I show them this document I can tell them what the update is”
“Yes but why do you want it” (Rule no 3 continue to ask questions until gets distracted from original question)
“Well we’re expecting good news and I’d like to tell the ’s”
“Yes but why are you showing them this, some of this is highly sensitive confidential information.” (Rule 4 always try an make your employees an feel stupid.)
“You said I could use it”
“Yes but this is for existing and you haven’t got any existing ”
(Rule 5 Repeat Rule 4)
“But you said I could use it to show the that it was now a case of us getting permission to rezone”
Pause
“Yes but the way I get round that is by showing them the articles from WS Planning and using their track record” (Rule 6 when forced to provide answers always make sure it is not to the original question”
“So do we have any update?”
“Yes but why do you want to know” (Rule 7 if remembers original question Repeat rule 1’
“ Well it’s always good to keep up-to-date isn’t it?”
“I suppose so I will check with Susan” (Rule 8 When all else fails pacify but never ever answer the question)
Round 2
Alan “apparently there is an update, it has to be seen by Stuart and formatted first” (Rule 9 only ever pacify never ever give anything away and when you are forced to show any documentation always make sure its fake) 
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Vagina Chronicles a very long blog with no sex
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Posted:Sep 2, 2010 1:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2010 3:56 am
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The happy hookers dress code.
Wednesday 14th April: one of my little darlings turned up for work wearing a rather sweet purple top (no cleavage exposed whatsoever) and smart blue jeans.
Ok so it wasn�t exactly corporate but it was respectable and cute.
Mid morning I get The Nod from Alan. The nod is the equivalent of Meryl Streeps pursed lips in the Devil wears Prada and indicates severe disapproval. The nod is followed by his mouthing the word scruffy.
Obediently I nod back and later politely remind Rachel (who I like to refer to as life according to Rachel because she has such a sweet straightforward view of life) to dress appropriately for the office.
I�m almost gagging on my words at this stage as I sometimes have difficulty actually getting to grips with our corporate image. After all What is the appropriate dress code for ripping people off? Looking around the office I quickly realize it seems to be a mixture of happy hookers and masculine/lesbian suites.
Bless her little cotton socks when I spoke to her she said she had washed her trousers yesterday and because of the rain they hadn�t dried in time. Call me a sucker but I did believe this.
I check my company email, there�s a whinging email from admin telling me Mei Lings resignation letter is not in the proper format. Given that it had her name, address, my name and date, I take that to be a criticism of the fact it was all crammed into the top quarter of the page.
I write back saying comments are noted but given the circumstances of her departure I consider it to be a triumph!
It occurs to me that there is a certain irony in a company that rips people off insisting on perfectly presented resignation letters from a woman caught stealing from handbags !!!
Later when I was mindlessly feeding the photo-copier Alan approached me and said
�Tell Rachel about her dress.�
�I have � said I and went on to explain. To which he retorted
�Oh come on she must have more than one pair of trousers and it only costs $20 to buy a pair on the way in�
�She�s broke, I protest and anyway its a bit difficult to criticize her dress when Pearly and others come dressed as hookers�
�At least she�s a presentable � he retorted.
�When she�s got her arse and her tits hanging out that�s highly debatable � I challenged.
He turned on his heels to face me, paused for a while and narrowing his steely blue weasel eyes told me if she turned up like it tomorrow he would send her home permanently.
Later I informed �Life according to Rachel� of the dire consequences of wearing jeans to the office. Her response was understandable she simply said:
�Huh! I have no respect for that man he comes here knocks up one of the sales girls who is half his age and then complains about my dress. I know his sort if I put on a short skirt and showed off my tits he�d be happy and giving me compliments.�
It�s sadly very true as she sometimes wears a shortish satiny skirt and there is never any complaints.!!
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what to do?
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Posted:Aug 30, 2010 6:07 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2010 3:59 am
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So i am here in Singapore - i have no idea whether i am staying in the country or leaving. I have so much to do but i cannot be bothered to do it.
I think i need a bottle of champagne and a good holiday.
What do you do when you need to change things?
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Would you?
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Posted:Aug 23, 2010 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2010 6:04 pm
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Has anyone ever been to the famous hedonist resorts?
Are they as naughty as they make out?
just wondering.
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Material Girls and the Art of SEDUCTION
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Posted:Aug 9, 2010 1:39 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2010 6:23 pm
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I’ve not been on Adult Dating zone very long but there’s one thing that’s really clear.
There are so many truly unhappy guys. They are so tired and bored with all the chicks chasing the $$$$ on this site and not the men.
It’s sad that $$$ is the only thing that matters to so many. But it’s also sad that you guys have forgotten the art of seduction and how to be men.
So let’s just get one thing clear if you’re looking for a loving caring relationship with a woman who loves you and wants to be with you then maybe you should go back to the basics of romance instead of wading in with your wallet.
Yes I know this is a sex site and so the general presumption is every woman is available to you. But You’re Wrong!
If your looking for a one on one relationship or hoping to find that special person to come home to and have fun with, then remember romance not cash is king.
And if a woman wants to go shopping on your first date or is telling you she loves you after 30 minutes– get real it’s your wallet not you she’s after. So if you choose to stay with her – don’t complain when she dumps you for the next passing wallet.
if you cant keep your wallet under control then at least buy something worthwhile so here's my wish list to help you satisfy your urge to splurge
Silver/whitegold or platinum Ring with large oblong stone - aquamarine,emerald, blue saphire preferred as i like the colours
lime green, turquise or hot pink handbag by laurige in holland village-it's not that i need a bag i just like these pretty colours, they make me smile
one return air ticket to the UK so i can go see my mum and give her a hug
and finally
one small beach hotel approx $250 usd because sometimes a girls just gotta be practical!
Happy hunting guys or should i say shopping.lol!
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Between The Sheets: How to judge a man by his national drink.
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Posted:Jul 31, 2010 7:27 am
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2010 5:38 am
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Have you ever noticed how men and sex go hand in hand with their national drink? Ladies learn to know the drink and you will know exactly what to expect between the sheets.
Take Brits for instance, the traditional national drink is beer. Its smooth full bodied, a little bit of an acquired taste comes in a big container and has a great head.
Then there’s Whisky- WOW, its strong, a unique taste that burns your throat and makes your head explode.
The French on the other hand are famous for their champagne. It’s beautifully packed and goes off with a loud bang. Tastes delicious is light and easy to down and highly addictive. Yummy!
Australia famous for its strong no nonsense wines, full bodied manly, lacking the sophistication of the French, quality not always assured but at it’s best a hell of a good ride.
Then there’s America – it’s a big country with a lot of variety.
You have delicious cocktails like Cosmopolitan, an exotic blend of strong liquers from around the world. It looks good packs a real punch and keeps you coming back for more.
Bourbons like Wild Turkey are strong and musty and not to everyone’s taste it’s likely to blow your head off if not controlled. Must have something to do with all those guns they have!
For the light weights we have beers like Bud – its easy to take but froths a lot when excited.
For the Asians we have Sake from Japan. It comes in a small container and is intense and hot headed. Its high in alcohol so its appeal is more of a smash and dash, it works best with a beer and is otherwise known as a saki bomb.
Finally we have a Singapore Sling, it’s nicely presented in a slim glass but sadly that’s the end of the attraction. Now highly commercialized it lacks originalality and is mostly sweet and sickly with very little impact.
You can try one or two but you’re never going to be truly satisfied!
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