If you want a laugh, Im your man - I saw Jimmy Carr in 2011, and he started a joke Do you know what I say to my girlfriend when we're in bed together? straight away I shouted up to him I always ask her what time is Jimmy coming home to which Jimmy laughed and told everyone what I'd said - got the biggest laugh of the night and he forgot to give us his punchline. I have since messaged him on Twitter asking what he says to OUR girlfriend, as she won't tell me, but alas to no reply. .I work in a restaurant's kitchen and asked a chef if I could borrow his phone, he replied yes and was just about to hand it to me when I told him great, I forgot to get your mum's number when I met her last night to howls of laughter. The original senior sous chef came in one day and bragged that he woke up holding an erection, I immediately replied did you catch the guys name or not? implying it was another man's and not his own to more howls.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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