Only 7 More Days Until the Fireworks!
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Posted:Jun 14, 2006 4:47 am
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2006 8:52 pm
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In seven more days I go back to the doctor....take all my clothes off....put my feet back in those stirrups......and wait for him to tell me that I CAN HAVE SEX!
And then watch the sky for Fireworks at Angel's house!
But crap.....hubby will be out of town. Any volunteers to fill in for him? ~giggles~
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200th POST! FREE FOR ALL!!!
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Posted:Jun 10, 2006 3:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2006 9:14 am
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Thanks to all of you who stop by here and make this place feel like home! I can't believe this is my 200th post!!!!
I just had no clue what to do here....so....I thought I'd let you ask me a question...any question you'd like to know and I promise to answer honestly!
Or....tell me what one sexual favor you'd like me to perform for you. Or what fantasy you have that you haven't yet fulfilled. And I'll tell you mine.....inside.
PS. The wedding cake turned out beautifully....I'll try to post a picture of it here after the wedding today!
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HORNY!!!
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Posted:Jun 9, 2006 10:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2013 11:51 pm
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I wanna be somebody's lover!
Any takers?????
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EMPTY
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Posted:Jun 8, 2006 8:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2006 9:35 pm
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I guess I just need to "whine" a little this morning and get it out of my system.
I'm tired. Really tired...bone weary tired. And the one morning I really need my house to myself so I can start baking the wedding cake........is the one morning they decide not to go anywhere. I have three tall lanky people lounging all over the living room and kitchen....crunching their granola....talking about bring their grandbaby back here to my house to play.....and watching the 700 Club on TV! DAMN!!!!! (and if you know me....you know that I don't swear often!)
OKAY! I just re-read this and made myself laugh at myself! So...thanks for letting me "whine"....and now I'll serve the cheese!
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Suk Mai Cock Poultry Farm
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Posted:Jun 7, 2006 9:37 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2006 9:35 pm
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I have houseguests here from out of town. First of all, let me say that they are not very much trouble....but no matter....it still takes up alot of my time. And of course....hubby is out of town...and missing all of the fun. So, I apologize for not being here as often...and not getting to spend as much time in your blogs as I like to. I just looked at my Watched Blogs list...and it's all lit up yellow as the yolk of a chicken egg.
Which brings me to my point of the day. Our guests eat only organic food, and while I try to keep healthy food in my house....I can't afford ALL organic. I try to buy organic veggies and fruits whenever possible....but sometimes it is just too costly. But they eat out often...and I thought it would be nice to offer to cook for them tonight. So, I asked them if they'd like to just have dinner here and I would cook my world famous Honey French Chicken.. They asked if it was "free range chicken".
I said NO. But I'd offer to thrown the chicken breasts up in the air and give them one last chance to fly before I cooked them!!!
HAPPY HUMP DAY!
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Proverbs for Modern Times
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Posted:Jun 6, 2006 8:33 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 1:55 pm
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Proverbs for modern times
- If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
- My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
- I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.
- For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes. . .
HAVE A GREAT DAY! Don't forget to pray for Tiller and Brian.
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Butterflies Are Flying For Someone Special
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Posted:Jun 5, 2006 4:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2006 9:42 am
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The butterflies flying all over blogland for me before and after my surgery meant so much to me. Well, we are all needed once again to send our thoughts and prayers to someone in need here in blogland.
Please go to [post 375812] and send out your special wishes for MyRealLoverOne and our sweet tillerbabe
These two are in love and separated by miles right now as Brian is in SE Asia. He has had a heartattack...and they both need our love and support! They don't need e-mails...or expectations that comments will be responded to....just our own special brand of love and support!
Now go! Show once again why you are all so special....and why this place we call blogland is "home".
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Sexual Cotton Candy!
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Posted:Jun 5, 2006 7:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:15 pm
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Cotton Candy....that sticky, sweet, melt in your mouth stuff that none of us needs....but most of us can't resist. In our lives, there is alot of sexual "cotton candy" offered to us. We have to choose to eat it and lick our fingers afterwards or not.
I was thinking how innocent I was when I got married....as far as sex goes I mean. Oh...I thought I knew it all. I knew how to turn a guy on....I loved to kiss...and I did so with my whole heart, mind, body and soul. And I liked sex....and sleeping in the same bed with my husband and not having to go home to my own bed was wonderful.
But we were truly innocents. I'm reading some of your tales of sexual prowess here...and I'm remembering things. Things that happened long, long ago...and if we had taken advantage of them....we wouldn't be such sexual "virgins" now. And maybe we wouldn't be wondering what sex with someone other than our spouse would be like.
My husband was career Navy. There were many times that his fellow sailors would make a pass at me.....and I turned it down. There was a young girl in Key West Florida that was in our apartment full of friends all stretched out on the floor begging to be taken....and no one did. There was the neighbor in Naples Italy that thought she and my husband would make great babies together....and we laughed. There was the "old" (to me) Italian man who was our landlord that tried to seduce me every time he came to collect our rent.....I never even considered it! Then there were the gorgeous Italian men....who tried to seduce you all the time! Yea...they even laid by the pool side in their speedos and stroked themselves until their hard cocks would be peeking out of the speedo. I looked....didn't ever touch.
Then there was the "spiritual" connections that could have easily developed into something else....didn't go there. How about you? Is there something you let pass by that you wish you had taken advantage of? I'd love to hear about it.
WHAT "COTTON CANDY" WAS OFFERED TO YOU THAT YOU DIDN'T EAT????
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Butter Me Up!
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Posted:Jun 3, 2006 10:57 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2006 10:47 pm
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I was cleaning up today and came across some old pictures. There was a picture of me as a little Angel...sitting on top of the kitchen table eating the butter out of the butter dish with my fingers. Busted! My Dad caught me on film.
I still like butter....not margerine...butter. I can't really imagine eating it all by itself anymore....but yummmmmmm.....melted on a hot roll......drizzling just a little on popcorn......brushing melted butter on Cornish Game hens......the possibilities are endless.
So...I was thinking......stop telling me you can smell the smoke.......what if I spread butter...real butter all over your cock and balls. I could give you a great massage. I could lick and tease you. And then I could give you a great blow job! I know I'm not allowed to have sex....but I can play with you...you just can't play with me.
How about it? Any takers? Pass the butter baby!!!
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What???? No Orgasm????
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Posted:Jun 2, 2006 6:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2006 9:02 pm
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I was reading and commenting on a blog today about faking orgasms. Yes...I have been guilty of that in the past! I'm not proud of it...but it was in my younger days....and my man just wasn't going to let himself cum unless I did. I don't know if I was any good at faking it or not...but I DO know that I don't need to fake it anymore. I almost always orgasm.....several times. And this past year found me letting go enough that I squirted! Yes....it's for real!!!!
While I was writing that comment...I started to feel a kind of panicky feeling. What if I can't orgasm the same way when I'm allowed to start having sex again? What if the surgery has changed that?
What if no uterine contractions mean the orgasm isn't as intense? What if the lack of ovaries and therefore hormones make a difference???? What if I can't squirt?
WHAT IF I NEVER CUM AGAIN?????????
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Need a Good Laugh?
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2006 4:48 am
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Are you looking for a great laugh today?
Then follow this link to Dysgyzed Cinderella has cramps
Thank you my friend for making me truly giggle today! After all....laughter IS the best medicine.
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Why Are You On Adult Dating zone?
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Posted:Jun 1, 2006 5:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2006 8:20 am
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I was reading some blogs of people who are new to Adult Dating zone.....or new to me anyways. There are some really promising bloggers coming up. I'm going to follow a couple of them and maybe feature them later on my blog so some of you can get to know them too.
But one of the things that started to really stick out in some posts is that the men who are new on here all seem to think that they have found their adult candy store. (Click on the picture on this post to see a larger view) It's kind of funny....or maybe kind of sad too...that they think that with all these beautiful women they see here they have hit the lottery and by tomorrow night there will be two or three of these beauties in their bed.
Now...you and I know that isn't true...don't we? So, it's kind of fun to go back to some of those posts in a couple of days and read that they just don't understand why not one single woman has answered their 100's of emails they have sent out. Well...duh.....maybe it's the content of the email. "Hey Baby....I got a pole for your hole"! Doesn't do much for me, how about you?
Looking at the new women bloggers posts....they are totally different then the men's. Kind of made me wonder....what did you think you were going to find when you logged onto Adult Dating zone? Did you think you had found the source of unlimited sex? Did you think you'd find your soul mate? Did you think you were ready for "no strings attached" sex?
So, tell me what was on your mind when you became a member of Adult Dating zone. And how has your opinion changed now?
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How To Spend More Time in Bed
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Posted:May 31, 2006 10:18 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2006 9:04 pm
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Gotcha.....didn't I? You thought this was going to be about sex......come on, admit it!
If you want to spend more time in bed....just overdo it after major surgery. I was a bad Angel this weekend and just did more than I should have and now I'm paying for it. My abdominal area is so sore that I can't sit up for any great length of time. So, the doctor said "I told you to listen to your body! And apparently you don't listen unless your body screams!"
Well, he's right! And now I'm paying for it. I've been ordered back to bed for awhile....and it's boring. So, I'd love it if you'd just stop by and tell me a joke, or give me a hug......cause this is one Angel who's feeling a little sorry for herself today.
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